UNION MAN
You’re too lazy to run a farm. You’re happy to milk someone else’s cow as long as you get 2 lunch breaks a day. Your cousin Vito gets his cut of the milk for keeping the farmer from firing you (for taking 2 lunch breaks a day).
You go to lunch and forget the cow needs to be fed too. Eventually it quits producing milk and dies. Now all you have to eat is government cheese made from other peoples’ milk.
coming from Jersey I can relate