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1 posted on 02/12/2009 7:13:42 AM PST by patton
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To: patton

Use the newspaper


2 posted on 02/12/2009 7:15:11 AM PST by al baby (Hi mom. I love sarcasim)
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To: patton

Well,hell!....Don’t they have corncobs over there? :P


3 posted on 02/12/2009 7:16:25 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: patton; Revolting cat!

"I haven't a square to spare..."

4 posted on 02/12/2009 7:16:43 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: patton

On just about every survival check list is TP:’) What did people do before Charmin?


5 posted on 02/12/2009 7:16:45 AM PST by CindyDawg
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To: patton

7 posted on 02/12/2009 7:18:43 AM PST by OB1kNOb (Obama? No Hope. Forget Change. Just more of the same old same old. Only worse. Much worse.)
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To: patton

Sheryl Crow song material right here, I tell ya. Working title: “Three Squares and a Chair”.


10 posted on 02/12/2009 7:18:57 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: patton

The town has been carefully rationing their dunny rolls for the past few days as they wait for deliveries to make it through on the flooded Bruce Highway.

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Hello, my name is Bruce!


13 posted on 02/12/2009 7:20:49 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (INGSOC starts 1.20.09)
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To: patton

I just want to know the name of the toilet-paper delivery barge. I’ve already chuckled at every other detail in this report.


15 posted on 02/12/2009 7:24:25 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: patton

Stores running out of TP is my biggest fear in a SHTF scenario.


17 posted on 02/12/2009 7:32:42 AM PST by ChocChipCookie ("Let his days be few, and let another take his office." Psalm 109:8)
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To: patton

Wipe with a koala mate, they’re soft.


21 posted on 02/12/2009 7:55:04 AM PST by TexasRepublic (I am inconsolate over the death of our country.)
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To: patton
"THERE are pubs with no beer..."



Say it aint so ...
28 posted on 02/12/2009 8:35:40 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ;o)
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To: patton

32 posted on 02/12/2009 9:29:40 AM PST by mirkwood (It's a heat wave in Maine 26 degrees F)
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38 posted on 02/12/2009 6:42:08 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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