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Student Kicked Off Bus Over Passed Gas (More front page "news")
The Lakeland Ledger ^
| March 19, 2009
| John Chambliss
Posted on 03/19/2009 4:59:10 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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Front page "news" and typical over-reaction from NEA robots.
To: Sam's Army
If farting is a crime I’d be on Devil’s Island right now.
To: Sam's Army
Hell, I am still laughing at it! Mrs. Jazzy says that ALL men and boys need to make them laugh is for someone to make fart sounds!
Hey bus driver! Have the kids open the windows!
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:02:03 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(No greater friend, no worse enemy -The United States Marine Corps.)
To: Sam's Army
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:02:54 AM PDT
by
RangerM
(Gotz-ta git me sum of them internets!)
To: Sam's Army
Could this be his courtesy sniff?
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:03:04 AM PDT
by
navygal
(Congress needs to get on the Dave Ramsey plan.)
To: Sam's Army
"Things are getting blown out of porportion here, son."
To: Sam's Army
"It was a kid who sits in front of me."
He who smelt it dealt it.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:04:25 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: Sam's Army
Some folks just don’t appreciate talent.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:06:01 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(Americans only hear the word "free", but never hear "just pay the shipping and handling")
To: Sam's Army
Several years ago, my son cleared out his class room doing this.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:06:38 AM PDT
by
navygal
(Congress needs to get on the Dave Ramsey plan.)
To: Sam's Army
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:07:01 AM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(The Soap-box, The Ballot-box, The Jury-box, And The Cartridge-Box ...we are past 2 of them.)
To: mrmargaritaville
Yea-I bet the bus driver “never” farted in his/her life! That’s got to be why they exploded by a normal, although some what embarrassing situation to most folks.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:07:04 AM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: Sam's Army
Shouldn’t this be in “Breaking” (as in “wind”)?
To: Sam's Army
Get off the bus, Fart Boy.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:09:50 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
(President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
To: Thrownatbirth
He who denied it supplied it.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:10:12 AM PDT
by
Doohickey
(The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:10:37 AM PDT
by
navygal
(Congress needs to get on the Dave Ramsey plan.)
Word around MSNBC is that Keith Olbermann would rather hear a fat boy fart than hear a pretty girl sing.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:11:09 AM PDT
by
donaldo
To: mrmargaritaville
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:12:23 AM PDT
by
a real Sheila
(Obama's FAILURE is the only chance the U.S. has for SURVIVAL!)
To: Sam's Army
Next time I pass through Lakeland I want to look this kid up and shake his hand.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:12:40 AM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: Sam's Army
It is apparent that this driver has never raised boys...
I know, I’ve raised them. My boys and their friends, thought it terribly funny to try and out fart the other one.
Driver....roll down the windows a bit.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:13:02 AM PDT
by
nbhunt
To: Sam's Army
“Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can’t breathe after he does it,”
Wow! This kid can fart om demand! What a talent!
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:13:44 AM PDT
by
alice_in_bubbaland
(Markets and Marxists Don't Mix! Let the Revolution Commence!!!)
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