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Gee, why would these women have trouble with their husbands? They seem like such nice people.
1 posted on 03/24/2009 5:54:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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"I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."

And goes too that neither will you ....

2 posted on 03/24/2009 5:55:48 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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Tales-of-future-ex-wives ping!


3 posted on 03/24/2009 5:55:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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"Sometimes when my husband and I are in a fight, I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."

How long do these fights last that women have time to plan their underwear choices for the fight?

5 posted on 03/24/2009 5:57:22 PM PDT by TurtleUp (Turtle up: cancel optional spending until 2012, and boycott TARP/stimulus companies forever!)
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I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."

When Rahm Emmanuel and Obama disagree, nobody wins.

When Soros disagrees with them both, it's practically armageddon.

With cute panties. Like cute panty armageddon sort of.

6 posted on 03/24/2009 5:59:31 PM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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Barney Frank.


7 posted on 03/24/2009 6:00:08 PM PDT by popdonnelly (The biggest crimes in history were committed by governments. You've been warned.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
WHO NEEDS MEN?



15 posted on 03/24/2009 6:06:10 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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Many women 40 and under have "the chip." It's the reason men aren't getting married. Sharing your life with a competing harpie that'll take everything you own, in exchange for what? Legitimate children. Outside of religious considerations, that's all that's left for men, as far as marriage. It's a raw deal.
17 posted on 03/24/2009 6:09:49 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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those gals MUST BE LIBERALS.........


19 posted on 03/24/2009 6:12:40 PM PDT by nbhunt
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Another notes: "I constantly fantasize about leaving my husband . . . for another woman." And one reveals: "Sometimes when my husband and I are in a fight, I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."

Somebody's been watching way, waaay too much "Desperate Housewives."

21 posted on 03/24/2009 6:18:25 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Weak women blaming their problems on their weak men, reported by weak reporters for a weak newspaper.

I didn’t click the link for fear of having what little strength left in my sucked out by the osmotic gradient.


24 posted on 03/24/2009 6:25:51 PM PDT by dangerdoc (dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
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Replace the word ‘men’ with black, hispanic, woman, gay or any other group of people and they would go ballistic.


25 posted on 03/24/2009 6:27:41 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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I would much rather spend an evening in conversation with men than with many women I know.

Men are more interesting, easier to get along with, and just plain down-to-earth. I have some female friends that are just as great to spend time with, but for the most part, I’ll take male company any day.


26 posted on 03/24/2009 6:30:23 PM PDT by JudyinCanada
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> And one reveals: “Sometimes when my husband and I are in a fight, I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won’t be getting any that night.”

That has to be the Guinness Book of Word Records Stupidest Marital Strategy ever. Demonstrating once again why spiteful women are unable to play strategic games like chess or any other game that requires thinking ahead more than four moves.

Surely she expects her hubby to stew in his juices for a few nights until she decides it’s time for nooky — on her terms? She’s playing checkers, not chess! And she’s playing to lose.

From his vantage point it’s Check-mate in three after sacrificing his Queen, castling on the King’s side and then forcing Mate by capturing her Queen and queening his king’s-bishop’s-pawn, with the added bonus of discovered check from his Queen’s Rook — just to leave her in no doubt that she has lost the game. Oops!


27 posted on 03/24/2009 6:32:47 PM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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Romi Lassally can, in the words of the inimitable Megan McCain, kiss my @ss!

I need men. I love men. I could go on and on about the many things I like about men (not just my husband but men at the Home Depot, post office, work, Mapco, gym, my guy friends, you name it) but things would get treacly, fast, even though I’m serious and sincere.

Romi and your unhappy cohort, here’s a hint: If you treat men like the enemy, you get what you deserve.


32 posted on 03/24/2009 6:57:35 PM PDT by fullchroma (I want my country back.)
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"I purposely wear sexy underwear just to rub it in that he won't be getting any that night."

Ha! HaHaHaHaHa!
I hope for her sake she looks a hell of a lot like Denise Richards...or that threat don't cut no ice.
Presented with a threat like that from a shrew like that, a real man would laugh his ass off while walking out the door with his best cologne on and $500 in his pocket.

I'm reminded of the scene in "Goodfellas" where Ray Liotta strolls up to his front door at 6am after a night out with Joe Pesci. The mother-in-law starts berating him and he just laughs that Ray-Liotta-laugh, turns around and gets back in the car. Priceless.

33 posted on 03/24/2009 7:06:22 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage...)
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I don’t need men. I prefer women myself. I must be a male lesbian.


50 posted on 03/25/2009 4:00:44 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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