[al baby]

Paging Art Bell

[dinoparty]

That’s nothing ... I found a part of a cow’s shoulder burning on my grill last night.

[Frantzie]

Poor little animals. The rancher should consider getting a dog like a Maremma or Great Pyrennes or Kuvaz aka the great white herding dogs of (mountainous) Europe.

These herding dogs are great protectors and are gentle with lambs and other animals.

[Islander7]

I mutilated a 14oz piece of cow yesterday. It was seared to perfection too!

[alloysteel]

No more methane from those cows. Kill them, leave then to rot, discrediting any attempt to extact a profit from the possession of cattle at any time.

What about the herds of Wildebeest and Gnus in Africa, wouldn’t they produce volumes of methane as well?

[cripplecreek]

Last night I caught a few minutes of one of the UFO shows on the “History?” channel. They were talking about cattle mutilations and the possibility of secret government experiments on the cows.

I got to thinking about how ridiculous that assumption is. Why would the government sneak around in the middle of the night mutilating a cow here and another cow there when they could simply raise a herd of their own and experiment at will.

Personally I’m thinking predators and scavengers.

[JoeProBono]

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I'm sure in his classified briefings Obama was given the truth about aliens and after the initial shock wore off he came to the conclusion of “how can I tax them?”

[GovernmentShrinker]

I suspect Mr. Zukowski. It would appear that the only possible effect of these mutilation-killings is to promote interest in his “UFO investigation” business. When there’s only one possible effect, that’s very likely to be the purpose.

[Dallas59]

Aliens like to eat cows too!

[Joe 6-pack]

[dainbramaged]

http://www.beyondweird.com/ufos/John_Lear_Letter_December_1987.html

[Sax]

[MozarkDawg]

Sightings of UFOs and strange, unmarked, black helicopters sometimes coincide with most cattle mutilation cases across the country.

South Park already did this one, on their very first show!!

They need to ask Carl ...

...who has already admitted culpability.

[PzLdr]

What were Rosie O’Donell and Hillary doing in South Colorado?

[STYRO]

Trinidad, Colorado is home to a major sex-change oriented medical center. I wonder what the docs there do on their time off?

[Gator113]

we thought you was a toad.

[SunkenCiv]

Two more Southern Colorado ranchers say they have discovered cows mutilated under strange circumstances.

As opposed to "mutilated under normal circumstances", apparently. ;')