You can borrow mine but I'm gonna need a $30,000 security deposit. (:^o)
Posted on 03/27/2009 1:55:05 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate
Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the ones down the street who in the good times purchased their house for no money down, refinanced it several times, then bought SUV's, ATV's, RV’s, a pool, a big screen plasma TV, two Wave Runners, a boat, and a Harley. I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
Signed: "Concerned in USA "
P. S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P. P. S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
If duplicate, my apologies.
Good one.
It hurts too mauch to laugh.
Wow, you wrote my letter to Obama for me. Very well put.
I wish I could claim authorship of this, but - this is an email making the rounds .....
Regardless, a good read. Thanks for posting it.
Thanks, I really needed that. I’ve been so upset with everything going on and haven’t been able to laugh for a while.
Better borrow some of those toys quick, before they, and fun are banned.
You can borrow mine but I'm gonna need a $30,000 security deposit. (:^o)
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