Skip to comments.I am a Billionaire Giving Away Free Money
Posted on 03/31/2009 4:36:51 AM PDT by Puddleglum
Anonymous, philanthropic billionaire is keenly interested in giving away free money. Please submit with your sob-story - the more irresponsible the better.
Upside down on your house, boat, auto, ot auto company? We have a plan to fit all needs. Just submit your essay, in 250 words or less, on why your poor judgment should be considered someone else's problem.
If you do not write or speak English, government translators are waiting at our toll-free 800 number to assist you.
PS - it is not really my money.
PPS - it is not free.
PPPS - By accepting this check, I formerly rescind all claim to the protections of the Bill of Rights and acknowledge that I may need to make further small concessions to my debt-holding Chinese overlords at some point in the future.
Sounds like a Nigerian “419” scam.
Zer0bama is the classic socialist selling us capitalists the rope we’ll use to hang ourselves.
I needs to ask your kindness support to an urgent secret business relationship with transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had small bad crisis that has caused me the need for to ask you large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If kindfully you would assist me this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
Please to be so kind to just send me your accounts number for simple transaction. This is no junk bond mail, sorry.
You most very respectfully,
Mr. Paul Sun
wish I could type better in the morining. I was anxious to get to my coffee