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Darwin Award nominee: Joking deckhand chokes to death on bait in front of elementary school kids
The Monterey County Herald ^ | 4/1/09 | n/a

Posted on 04/03/2009 10:08:09 PM PDT by Texas Eagle

LONG BEACH — A deckhand on a charter boat choked to death after he accidentally swallowed a bait fish in front of elementary school students on a fishing trip along the breakwater, authorities said Tuesday. Jeff Twaddle, 54, of Huntington Beach was a deckhand on the Gale Force, a charter boat that operates fishing trips out of Rainbow Harbor and San Pedro, said Capt. Dan Salas, the boat's owner.

Los Angeles County Coroner's Lt. Fred Corral said Twaddle's death was ruled accidental.

(Excerpt) Read more at montereyherald.com ...


TOPICS: Education; Food; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: darwin
Technically speaking, he DIDN'T swallow the fish. No word on the condition of the fish.
1 posted on 04/03/2009 10:08:10 PM PDT by Texas Eagle
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To: Texas Eagle

Those kids learned an invaluable lesson.


2 posted on 04/03/2009 10:10:00 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen (Maybe we should elect illegals to congress to cut costs.)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

nice going kids, you killed the deckhand.


3 posted on 04/03/2009 10:10:57 PM PDT by GodfearingTexan
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To: Texas Eagle

Paging Dr. Heimlich...


4 posted on 04/03/2009 10:12:45 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Texas Eagle

PETA headline would read: Revenge of the Seakitten


5 posted on 04/03/2009 10:12:47 PM PDT by hometoroost (Eine Reich, Eine Volk, Eine Teleprompter)
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To: Texas Eagle
“Jeff Twaddle, 54, of Huntington Beach was a deckhand on the Gale Force...”

twad·dle intr.v. twad·dled, twad·dling, twad·dles. To talk foolishly; prate. n. Foolish, trivial, or idle talk or chatter.

6 posted on 04/03/2009 10:15:37 PM PDT by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval.")
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To: Texas Eagle

I don’t see him as being a Darwin Award nominee. He was in his 50’s and had already likely had children. He was cutting up with some kids and choked to death on a fish. A freak accident and nothing more. Condolences to his family and friends as well as the children who witnessed this.


7 posted on 04/03/2009 10:51:38 PM PDT by WildcatClan (Iam fimus mos ledo ventus apparatus)
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To: WildcatClan

This is a story that’s hard to swallow. I’ll take the bait...what’s the punchline?


8 posted on 04/03/2009 11:17:51 PM PDT by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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To: GodfearingTexan

“nice going kids, you killed the deckhand.”

When a child wants to know, what is rain, tell them it is God crying.

When they ask, why is God crying, tell them it is because of all the evil things the brat has done.


9 posted on 04/03/2009 11:22:01 PM PDT by FastCoyote (I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
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To: FastCoyote

good ol jack handy


10 posted on 04/03/2009 11:50:51 PM PDT by GodfearingTexan
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