Caption The Big Turkey in Turkey

[Lucky9teen]

U.S. President Barack Obama steps off Air Force One as he arrives in Istanbul, April 6, 2009.


President Barack Obama addresses the general assembly at the Turkish Parliament building in Ankara, Turkey, Monday, April 6, 2009.


U.S. President Barack Obama greets Turkey's Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan after addressing the Turkish Grand National Assembly Complex in Ankara, April 6, 2009. Obama's visit on the last leg of an eight-day trip that marks his debut as president on the world stage, is a recognition of the secular but predominantly Muslim country's growing clout and Washington's desire for its help to solve confrontations and conflicts from Iran to Afghanistan.

[Lucky9teen]

[al baby]

He looks like a Televangelist you see in the middle of the night in between male enhancement commercials and ronco ads

[Fast Moving Angel]

With all apologies to the Turkey, a noble bird ... all he’s missing is feathers.

[Fast Moving Angel]

With all apologies to the Turkey, a noble bird ... all he’s missing is feathers.

[eastsider]

"Allah Akbar!"

[chuck_the_tv_out]

why does their parliement look like superman's council of elders?

[Fast Moving Angel]

Apologies for the double post — still getting used to a touchpad.

[gimme1ibertee]

DANG!!! Check out the guy in the mid-right w/the lt blue tie...looks really unimpressed,even ticked!

[Lucky9teen]

We welcome you to the family Barack...

[OneWingedShark]

Join me as we open in worship of the Almighty Teleprompter.

[Jagdgewehr]

Yes, I was noticing that too. He looks like how I feel about B. Hussein 0bama.

[G8 Diplomat]

Erdogan: Why should King Abdullah get all the honor? Bow to me too, b*tch!

[OneWingedShark]

>why does their parliement look like superman’s council of elders?

Because the planet is going to explode with the only survivor being Obama rocketed away in a stolen NASA shuttle... right?

[raybbr]

"Aw crap! I have to be exposed to peasants again!"

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

[mnehring]

It's Barry Poppins.

Tax taxxery
Tax taxxery
Tax tax you and me!
A prez is as lucky
As lucky can be

Tax taxxery
Tax taxxery
Tax tax cher-oo!
Your bucks will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's unlucky too

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a prez's
On the topmost rung

Though I spends me time
In the partys and clubs
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke

Up where the smoke is
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the D.C. prez world

When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
In the palace of London
Coo, what a sight!

I choose me minions with pride
Yes, I do
A broom for the Nan
And a broom for the Hil

Though I'm takin your loot
From yer 'ead to yer toes
A prez knows 'e's collectin
Wherever 'e goes

Tax taxxery
Tax taxxery
Tax tax you and me!
When you're with a prez
You're in taxin company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Tax tax cher-ee
Tax cher-oo!"
On the Tax taxxery
Tax tax cher-ee
Tax cher-oo!

[Lucky9teen]

[LucyJo]

Speaking of taxes...here’s a little joke that I saw recently.

The $100.00

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then
he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When
the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those a**holes took $95.00 in taxes.

[Jagdgewehr]

You see, me and this woman vehemently disagree on 0bama.

I don't want him to go home.

[Old Sarge]

:singing: "Lā ilaha illa al-Lāh, Muhammadun rasūlu l-Lāh!"

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Gobble, gobble.

[mnehring]

More of Barry Poppins greatest hits.

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Even though the words of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you quote it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
My father gave me a teleprompter
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned to quote
That saved me adlibbing
The biggest word I ever heard
And this is how it goes:

Oh, Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Even though the words of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you quote it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up the teleprompter
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it may change your life
One night I said it to me
And now be this country's strife!

He's Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Superpromptertelepropterdocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

[Zeppelin]

You see, me and this woman vehemently disagree on 0bama.

I don't want him to go home.

Home is where the heart is...and he's in the Middle East...so I'd say he IS home...

[green pastures]

"Oh a...
Spoonful of sugar helps the (nationalized) medicine go down
The (nationalized) medicine go down
The (nationalized) medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the (nationalized) medicine go down
In a most delightful way...

Sing it with me-- everybody...!"


(TOTUS couldn't fit supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on one screen...)

[Lucky9teen]

I want him to go home to Kenya

[uncitizen]

DANG!!! Check out the guy in the mid-right w/the lt blue tie...looks really unimpressed,even ticked!

That's what you'd call the Eeeeeeeeevil eye!

[mnehring]

See 22- great minds I guess. I’m working on the one you posted now..

[mnehring]

OK, just one more, I promise

In ev'ry job that must be done
There is an element of fun
you find the fun and snap!
The job's a game

Nad ev'ry task you undertake
Becomes a snort of coke
A bow! Apology!
It's very clear to me

That a...
Spoonful of hope helps the country go down
The country go down-wown
The country go down
Just a spoonful of hope helps the country go down
In a most delightful way

A president padding his warchest
Has very little time to rest
While gathering his
Bits of tax and spend

Though quite intent in his pursuit
He has a merry tune to toot
He knows a song
Will move the job along

For a...
Spoonful of hope helps the country go down
The country go down-wown
The country go down
Just a spoonful of hope helps the country go down
In a most delightful way

[green pastures]

TOTUS: Finally out of the case! I thought I'd get to at least spend a little time at the beach-- or maybe on a romantic date... Being TOTUS is hard.

[newfreep]

"Allah Akbar TOTUS!"

[green pastures]

Being slightly html challenged, I really was working on this during same time you were posting yours...

Very nicely done!

[G8 Diplomat]

Teleprompter Akbar!

[edzo4]

Obama's teleprompter addresses the Turkish General Assembly

[Fresh Wind]

Shouldn’t that be “Allahprompter”?

[mnehring]

Or TOTUS FUBAR

[edzo4]

Can you keep a secret? I wasn't really bowing to the King I was just bending over so the American people could kiss my @ss

[OB1kNOb]

Why does he need an umbrella when the sky is blue? Who does he think he is, Michael Jackson?

[RichInOC]

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Mr. President?”

[eastsider]

TOTUS FUBAR!

[Nateman]

[True Republican Patriot]

Why are You crediting ZERO that highly?

[True Republican Patriot]

” I am finally home amongst Fellow Muslims! Alla Akbar!” doth saith ZERO HUSSEIN, GRAND MESSIAH OF THE MUSLIMS!

[al baby]

That’s the side of Air force one you nimrod

[True Republican Patriot]

Guy in the Blue Tie: “Dang, This Turkey gives Turkey a Bad Image! Where did AMERICA did up this Turkey? I didn’t think American’s were this Stupid and Ignorant!”

[jonrick46]

Mr President, we have heard you talk endlessly all over the map about things of no significance. Let's put away the sweet talk and go into our little private room where we can really talk turkey.

[jonrick46]

I am impressed. Send it to Rush!

[OrioleFan]

"America has sinned! Forgive US! We will diminish the importance of Christians and Jews in our country! Forgive US!"

[Snoopy88]

[HungarianGypsy]

Penguin? I always pictured him as the Joker.

[CJ Wolf]

cat woman.