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You can't make this stuff up!
1 posted on 04/08/2009 2:05:05 PM PDT by LA Woman3
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To: LA Woman3

Illegal aliens. Maybe they were playing scratch and sniff.


2 posted on 04/08/2009 2:06:38 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: LA Woman3

Deadly gas!


3 posted on 04/08/2009 2:06:39 PM PDT by luvbach1 (Worse than we could have imagined.)
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To: LA Woman3
Most Kiley, the new special from Taco Bell did him in....
4 posted on 04/08/2009 2:06:40 PM PDT by Born In America ("O.B.A.M.A.: One Big A** Mistake, America....")
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To: Slings and Arrows; EveningStar

Over here, y’all. :)


5 posted on 04/08/2009 2:07:41 PM PDT by Allegra ( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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To: LA Woman3

Not guilty!


9 posted on 04/08/2009 2:09:38 PM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: LA Woman3

From Cheech and Chong
Lyrics to Beaners :
“Beaners....
Beaners....
Beaners...
Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face”

Guess they’ve moved up from kicking to stabbing!


10 posted on 04/08/2009 2:10:20 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: LA Woman3

good thing he threw a knife instead of lighting a match


12 posted on 04/08/2009 2:14:28 PM PDT by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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To: LA Woman3

Well, duh! The muzzle flash from a handgun might have caused an explosion.


13 posted on 04/08/2009 2:14:53 PM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: LA Woman3

Never bring a knife to a burrito fight.


15 posted on 04/08/2009 2:17:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: LA Woman3

Bring a gun, not a knife if you are going to pass gas!


16 posted on 04/08/2009 2:20:22 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: LA Woman3

Only four to a room. Illegals with cash.

Thankfully OPM will pay for his healthcare.


17 posted on 04/08/2009 2:24:51 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought
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To: LA Woman3

>> Ramirez then crossed the room, picked up the knife and stabbed Castellano on the left side of his chest

Clearly, this wasn’t Senor Ramirez’s first rodeo.

He knew to stab him in the *chest*.

You stab a gasbag like that in the *gut*, and he flits around the room like a big smelly balloon, endangering everyone!


18 posted on 04/08/2009 2:30:37 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Party? I don't have one anymore.)
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To: LA Woman3
Trivia Quiz:

What would be the proper confused liberal response to this article?

  1. New knife-control laws
  2. New gas-control laws
  3. Cap and trade on all gas emissions
  4. Legalize gay marriage in all 50 states
  5. Unconditional amnesty for illegal aliens

Answer: That was a trick question - the proper answer is "all of the above"...

19 posted on 04/08/2009 2:33:00 PM PDT by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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To: LA Woman3

You gotta love Texas! John Wesley Hardin shot a guy for snoring and now this!


22 posted on 04/08/2009 2:38:00 PM PDT by San Jacinto (gorebull warming -- the Socialists' Shortcut.)
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To: LA Woman3

I better not let my wife see this...I would have been dead years ago.


23 posted on 04/08/2009 2:50:04 PM PDT by never4get (We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
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To: LA Woman3

How humiliating to have this in the newspaper, lol. The poor Clarion, probably not the sort of advertising they want. Somebody at The Trib is really up on “breaking” news, huh?


24 posted on 04/08/2009 4:49:47 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: LA Woman3

The beaner will get better medical care for free than I can get since I can pay for it.

Like we need national health care...yeah.

The other one will either get three squares and a bed and entertainment or released all at tax payer expense.

Used to be that a place like Clarion was good inexpensive accomodation... now, what is it eight to a room?


26 posted on 04/08/2009 10:20:31 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Get the bats and light the hay)
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