You can't make this stuff up!
1 posted on
04/08/2009 2:05:05 PM PDT by
LA Woman3
To: LA Woman3
Illegal aliens. Maybe they were playing scratch and sniff.
2 posted on
04/08/2009 2:06:38 PM PDT by
pissant
(THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
To: LA Woman3
3 posted on
04/08/2009 2:06:39 PM PDT by
luvbach1
(Worse than we could have imagined.)
To: LA Woman3
Most Kiley, the new special from Taco Bell did him in....
4 posted on
04/08/2009 2:06:40 PM PDT by
Born In America
("O.B.A.M.A.: One Big A** Mistake, America....")
To: Slings and Arrows; EveningStar
5 posted on
04/08/2009 2:07:41 PM PDT by
Allegra
( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
To: LA Woman3
9 posted on
04/08/2009 2:09:38 PM PDT by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: LA Woman3
From Cheech and Chong
Lyrics to Beaners :
“Beaners....
Beaners....
Beaners...
Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face”
Guess they’ve moved up from kicking to stabbing!
To: LA Woman3
good thing he threw a knife instead of lighting a match
12 posted on
04/08/2009 2:14:28 PM PDT by
TheRightGuy
(I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
To: LA Woman3
Well, duh! The muzzle flash from a handgun might have caused an explosion.
To: LA Woman3
Never bring a knife to a burrito fight.
To: LA Woman3
Bring a gun, not a knife if you are going to pass gas!
16 posted on
04/08/2009 2:20:22 PM PDT by
dalereed
To: LA Woman3
Only four to a room. Illegals with cash.
Thankfully OPM will pay for his healthcare.
To: LA Woman3
>> Ramirez then crossed the room, picked up the knife and stabbed Castellano on the left side of his chest
Clearly, this wasn’t Senor Ramirez’s first rodeo.
He knew to stab him in the *chest*.
You stab a gasbag like that in the *gut*, and he flits around the room like a big smelly balloon, endangering everyone!
18 posted on
04/08/2009 2:30:37 PM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Party? I don't have one anymore.)
To: LA Woman3
Trivia Quiz:
What would be the proper confused liberal response to this article?
- New knife-control laws
- New gas-control laws
- Cap and trade on all gas emissions
- Legalize gay marriage in all 50 states
- Unconditional amnesty for illegal aliens
Answer: That was a trick question - the proper answer is "all of the above"...
19 posted on
04/08/2009 2:33:00 PM PDT by
The Electrician
("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
To: LA Woman3
You gotta love Texas! John Wesley Hardin shot a guy for snoring and now this!
22 posted on
04/08/2009 2:38:00 PM PDT by
San Jacinto
(gorebull warming -- the Socialists' Shortcut.)
To: LA Woman3
I better not let my wife see this...I would have been dead years ago.
23 posted on
04/08/2009 2:50:04 PM PDT by
never4get
(We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
To: LA Woman3
How humiliating to have this in the newspaper, lol. The poor Clarion, probably not the sort of advertising they want. Somebody at The Trib is really up on “breaking” news, huh?
24 posted on
04/08/2009 4:49:47 PM PDT by
McLynnan
To: LA Woman3
The beaner will get better medical care for free than I can get since I can pay for it.
Like we need national health care...yeah.
The other one will either get three squares and a bed and entertainment or released all at tax payer expense.
Used to be that a place like Clarion was good inexpensive accomodation... now, what is it eight to a room?
26 posted on
04/08/2009 10:20:31 PM PDT by
Sequoyah101
(Get the bats and light the hay)
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