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Chuck Norris for President of Texas (If TX secedes, Chuck wants the job)
Jason Lewis Show ^ | 4.17.09

Posted on 04/19/2009 11:49:39 PM PDT by libh8er

Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the state's first president.

Norris, who played TV hardman Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com's political blog.

The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government - and thinks he'd be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state's revolution.

He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

"Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alamo; chucknorris; fubo; obama; texas; usa

1 posted on 04/19/2009 11:49:40 PM PDT by libh8er
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2 posted on 04/19/2009 11:52:57 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: libh8er
Can you be jailed for talking about seccession? I'm serious.

I don't put anything past the jack booted thugs in DC. If Eric Holder will remove a small child at gunpoint to deport him back to Cuba, anything is possible.

3 posted on 04/19/2009 11:58:28 PM PDT by Big_Monkey
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To: libh8er

UM... he wouldn’t be the first President of Texas acually....

and besides I think we need someone else, I am just not sure who


4 posted on 04/20/2009 12:01:51 AM PDT by GeronL (TYRANNY SENTINEL. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: libh8er

I will not vote for any candidate who denounces the notion that a State has the right to secede, because to denounce the right to secede is to denounce the Declaration of Independence.

Lincoln said many good and true things, before and during his Presidency. But he was in the pocket of the Northern industrialists and protectionists, and did nothing to prevent secession, or the war. Hi sassassination, and freeing the slaves, made him a “great,” more or less permanently. But a greater man would have averted secession and the war.

I want a Republican who can defend the right of secession, who is articulate on the subject, who can point out that there will be no DANGER of secession if the federal government doesn’t usurp powers not in the Constitution.

All the recent talk of secession over taxes, regulations, unfunded mandates, and the Porkulus wouldn’t be stomach-turning—IF THE STATES HAD MADE AS BIG A RUCKUS OVER THE MURDER OF FIFTY MILLION BABIES, which also came about through federal imperialism.

I would like to see a Constitutional amendment that states explicitly that secession, and advocacy of secession, are NOT “rebellion” or “treason.” I.e., the federal government’s “dominion” over any State is NOT by some right of the federal government, but entirely a consequence of a choice by the people of the State.


5 posted on 04/20/2009 12:12:25 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If Bishop D'Arcy finds out a priest is molesting kids, he will boycott the parish's Fall Supper!!!)
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“NOT “rebellion” or “treason.””

You know thats the light they would paint it in though.


6 posted on 04/20/2009 12:23:11 AM PDT by FreeSouthernAmerican (All we ask is to be let alone----Jefferson Davis)
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To: Big_Monkey

Texas came in as a Republic and their clause allows secession or division into up to five smaller States.


7 posted on 04/20/2009 12:36:35 AM PDT by Obamageddon ("I'm outraged that we tortured detainees with Caterpillars rather than Camel Spiders!")
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To: JoeProBono

BTTT


8 posted on 04/20/2009 12:46:36 AM PDT by dersepp
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To: Big_Monkey
The stalinists and the rest of Democrat City can kiss my American ass.

FUBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zNbWtl4wgM


9 posted on 04/20/2009 1:05:46 AM PDT by Prole (Please pray for the families of Chris and Channon. May God always watch over them.)
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To: FreeSouthernAmerican
“NOT “rebellion” or “treason.”” You know thats the light they would paint it in though.

Eventually they'll pin it on people anyways for not being a registered dim...

10 posted on 04/20/2009 2:23:47 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: GeronL

Ok already. I’ll do it if you insist.


11 posted on 04/20/2009 5:13:10 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (Diversity causes division and resentment.)
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To: rfreedom4u

The fact that Texas is the only state to really talk like this shows they don’t only have big HORNS all over the place down there :)


12 posted on 04/20/2009 5:31:07 AM PDT by wombtotomb
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To: wombtotomb

I was at the TEA party in Belton, TX and it was awesome.

Side note: After the pledge to the Texas flag a guy behind me said, “I’m not from Texas. I’m from Minnisota.” I turned around and said, “We can’t all be perfect.”


13 posted on 04/20/2009 5:42:38 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (Diversity causes division and resentment.)
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To: rfreedom4u

I have said that in response to those who have said they are not Catholic as well!

God Bless the Great State of Texas!


14 posted on 04/20/2009 5:59:01 AM PDT by wombtotomb
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To: wombtotomb
God Bless the Great State of Texas!

That is redundant.

15 posted on 04/20/2009 7:38:57 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: FreeSouthernAmerican

Of course. That’s how Lincoln described it.

And there’s “Rebel Yell.”

Secession—by a state legislature—is not rebellion or treason.


16 posted on 04/20/2009 2:03:04 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If Bishop D'Arcy finds out a priest is molesting kids, he will boycott the parish's Fall Supper!!!)
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To: libh8er

Secession? That would be a G_D Send to the Liberals and the Left. It would start the break-up the United States and destroy it. That’s what they want, period. To me all this talk of secession is akin to running away from a problem, and we all know what always happens when you run away from a problem, it simply becomes a bigger one.

This is the wrong path for texas or any state, if ever a time when we need to re-unite ourselves and form a common front it is now. This is why I support the Tea parties, it is a beginning and it must be carried through until we achieve victory - Let’s “Take America back”!


17 posted on 04/21/2009 6:38:01 AM PDT by Mr. C
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