Posted on 04/29/2009 12:44:25 PM PDT by lowbridge
and bacon that sausage!
Here. Have a Ba-K-47.
http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/4/13/ba-k-47.html
To me either, and I DO loves me some good food! Unfortunately, I LOOK like it, too, though I'm working hard to change that! ;o)
Some of those things are creative, though. The cake that looks like a hamburger is cute, as is the French Toast Stonehenge. I might even like to try Toad in the Hole sometime!
LOL! One of my favorite movies!
When our youngest turned 18, I asked what kind of cake he wanted, and he said a Meat Cake! He found the recipe online, along with a picture, so I made it for him. The cake layers were made of essentially a meat loaf mixture, and the filling was mashed potatoes. On top, the edges were decorated with more mashed potatoes, and inside that was a frosting of a spicy ketchupy barbecue sauce. It was mighty tasty!
Woman: See, I told you I was a four.
Al: No, ma’am, “Fore!” is what you’ll have to yell when the shoe pops off your foot. Are we finished here?
Woman: Well, I’m not sure I like this shade of blue.
Al: I’ll tell you what I’ll do then. We’ll stand you in front of a mirror, I’ll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that’s satisfactory to you, you yell “Moo!” and I’ll stop.
Woman: That’s it, I’m taking my business elsewhere!
Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?
Woman: I want my money back! These shoes you sold me are as useless to me as a comb is to you. I’ve only worn them once and they split at the sides.
Al: Well, let me explain, see it’s just like an elevator, there’s a two-ton weight limit on these shoes. What’s say I nail the soles directly to your feet. It’ll give you more traction when you’re pulling the ice wagon.
Woman: You’ll be hearing from my attorney!
Al: Is that the law offices of Haagen and Dazs?
I could go for the Bacone.
ughhhh. gross. And I thought white bread was decadent.
Some of those concoctions, such as hot dogs with Twinkie buns, sound repulsive. On the other hand, deep fried Moon Pies sound yummy.
I wish I could say the reason I’ll become fat are that creative. Nope, mine is a combo of Cookie dough and Cake batter that will get me. Luckly enough, I’m caring around a bookbag that weighs alot, and walk a mile to class sometimes.
I noticed a lot of those were submitted by guys. Guess their imagination runs wild. Seems most anything can be deep fried these days.
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