This Is Why You're Fat...

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ ^

[dfwgator]

Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.

[Daffynition]

Deathburgers! Bring 'em on!

[GSWarrior]

Candied bacon! Mmmmmm.

[Joiseydude]

Wht can possibly be SO bad about these,

Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks

Lankford’s Gluttoneer
Half pound prime rib/sirloin/rib eye patty, american cheese, onions, maple bacon, hot link sausage, ketchup and honey mustard

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger
Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese

Pizza Cone

[RebelTXRose]

We had a meatloaf that looked sorta like that at a SuperBowl party... definitely “heart attack on a plate”

This one is healthier - it has a veggie in it!

[MozarkDawg]

The funny part is none of that food looks good to me at all.

Yes, they do seem to have forgotten that we eat with the eyes first.

Twinkies a prime contender in the "Why You're Fat" contest -- I couldn't find any pictures of deep-fried Twinkies that looked appetizing, though I did find this one where they are being covered in chocolate:

But in the Twinkies-recipes files, here, a Twinkie-split:

Big scoop of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream, just substitute halved Twinkies for bananas, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, nuts and a cherry, MMMMMMM!!

When I was looking through those recipes, I found this one for the Ding Dong Dessert Sandwich:

Split the Ding Dong, spoon vanilla pudding on the bottom, sprinkle chocolate chips, then pipe on a mixture of whipped topping and cream cheese, top with the other half of the Ding Dong, add another whipped topping/cream cheese rosette, garnish with colorful M&M's, yummy!!

[A knight without armor]

Hey, don't diss my main source of culinary ideas.

[ArrogantBustard]

[Bitsy]

I’m a proud, fat right wing extermist, and the Man is keepin’ me down

Me too! We should start a 3rd party Right Wing Conservafats :)

[dfwgator]

It’s ‘wafer thin’.

[mysterio]

Most of that stuff doesn’t even look good. Of course, I used to be fat and had to work hard to get thin, so maybe that’s why. But I don’t think I would have eaten any of that even as a fat person.

[albie]

THAT WAS DISGUSTING. Soda is what’s making people fat btw.

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[Bullish]

Most of that stuff looked pretty stupid.

[Non-Sequitur]

I had a Horseshoe in Springfield, Illinois a couple of years ago, it’s a local specialty. Not bad, but not something I’d make a daily habit of.

[envisio]

This Is Why You're Fat...

[CholeraJoe]

I didn't see this one. Loco Moco, a Hawaiian specialty.

A bowl of rice topped with a hamburger steak and two fried eggs smothered in savory, brown gravy.

[behzinlea]

Bacon Explosion:

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

I'm going to make one this summer, but I'll fast for three days before I attempt it.

[SampleMan]

Butter that bacon boy!

[trillabodilla]

You couldn’t pay me to eat any of that crap. Gimme my Kashi!