Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals

AP via Miami Herald ^ | 4/28/09

[Slings and Arrows]

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- Having sex with animals could soon be outlawed in Florida.

The Senate unanimously passed a bill (SB 448) Tuesday that would make it a third degree felony for anyone to have sex with an animal.

[Into the Vortex]

No wonder Perez Hilton had to move to Cali.

[grey_whiskers]

When sex with animals is outlawed, only outlaws will have sex with animals.

And what about this mildly NSFW?

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

When sex with animals is outlawed, only outlaws will have sex with animals.

And what about this mildly NSFW?

Cheers!

[Heartland Mom]

I think the ACLU will launch a fight here...to protect people’s rights (so they will claim).

And then they will get activist judges to allow people to marry animals and adopt children together.

[metmom]

I think the ACLU will launch a fight here...to protect people’s rights (so they will claim). The question is...how many states have no laws over sex with animals? I’m betting at least a dozen.

The battle of the ages. Between the ACLU protecting people's *rights* and PETA protecting the animals.

[tatsinfla]

i can think of much more serious issues to be dealing with before worrying if someone is running around screwing sheep....its not wonder the country is in the mess it is....

[jeffryweinstock]

Not good enough. The Bible is clear on how we need to with these perverts.

[Slings and Arrows]

The owners of said sheep might feel differently.

[Antoninus]

Fortunately, I think sodomy with animals is still protected under the federal constitution.

/sarc

[Slings and Arrows]

A powerful combination: Good manners and belt-fed weaponry.

[a fool in paradise]

In some places, it is only criminal if you (A) watch video of it (obscenity) or (B) do it in public.

[a fool in paradise]

If it is legal to engage in such practice, there will be calls for marriage.

There are people who leave their estates to their pets, and I'm sure there are some who'd like to get their vet bills covered under their insurance plan.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Does ‘Coyote Ugly’ qualify?

[a fool in paradise]

[steve-b]

Georgia candidate for governor admits to bestiality

In Georgia, the Creators' Rights Party candidate for governor is creating quite a stir by admitting to the fact that he's had sex with a mule, men, and a watermelon, among other things. He has done these things even though he advocates a strongly anti-gay agenda. Here is an excerpt from the candidate, Neal Horsley, appearing on the Alan Colmes Show:

NH: "Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…"
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

[a fool in paradise]

Creators’ Rights Party? Is he a Hollyweirdo?

[Slings and Arrows]

Does ‘Coyote Ugly’ qualify?

I'm sure the beer manufacturers' lobby will negotiate an exemption.

[Slings and Arrows]

There’s the next Surgeon-General.

[Hyzenthlay]

Ummm... animal cruelty? The fact that someone in the state legislature heard something about something and said “Wow, that’s sick, we should outlaw it?” As much as you’d like to think otherwise, there are a lot of sickos out there, and bestiality isn’t completely unheard of like some of the other things that have been illegalised in ‘stupid laws’ (like how you can’t tie an alligator to a fire hydrant in some northern city, or it’s illegal to go whaling in some midwestern state).