Posted on 05/12/2009 7:07:18 AM PDT by BGHater
Ees el CHUPACABRA!!
I’m thinking it’s a proto liberal.
Notice the bone ridge down the back of the skull? Obviously, a form of defense from clue bats. Also, the large fangs. Perfect for blood sucking.
And, last, but not least, the huge eye sockets in comparison to the small brain size. Eyes that large are perfect for emoting, and can be of great use to a mind that must be dazzled by what it wants to see.
Forgot to add, snout length is also perfectly developed for dipping into troughs created by other peoples’ effort.
That is, obviously, an early model Conservative. Notice the large brain pan, the evil grin, well developed bones from hard work, and overall large size of the body. Robust +.
The size of the skeleton dates this particular model to be pre-socialist. It could not have achieves that much structural mass when having to feed the rest of its tribe while they lazed around complaining about not being given enough “free stuff”.
Human Identification Laboratory
(no search hit for ‘baboon’, might be time to write ‘em)
http://www.tarrantcounty.com/emedicalexaminer/cwp/view.asp?A=758&Q=429677
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