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Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City
TMZ ^
| 6/9/09
| staff
Posted on 06/09/2009 1:14:21 PM PDT by pissant
Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.
Dumber: Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.
People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.
The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."
So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.
(Excerpt) Read more at tmz.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: alba; celebutard; jessicaalba; lookatme; vandalism
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Dingbat alert.
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:14:22 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Unbelievable, you are, pissant.
2
posted on
06/09/2009 1:16:48 PM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: pissant
She’s the mother of somebody’s child now. Scary!
To: pissant
The great plains dirtsharks are almost as endangered as the great lakes whale.
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:18:39 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: Owl_Eagle
The gals call me “unforgettable”
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:19:49 PM PDT
by
pissant
(THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
To: pissant
6
posted on
06/09/2009 1:21:50 PM PDT
by
Bratch
To: pissant
She's not so hot without her makeup on...
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:22:18 PM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: pissant
Alba? What's an Alba?
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:22:39 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Barack Hussein Obama is a walking middle finger.)
To: pissant
That OK Jess, you can bring your dumb yet amazingly cute ass over to my place anytime....:)
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:23:17 PM PDT
by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: pissant
Ah, a dingbat defacing a billboard for the lefty-supporting abortion-loving United Way...I do loves me some blue-on-blue friendly-fire.
That having been said, Jessica Alba’s primary claims to fame (OK, her only claims to fame) are a pretty face and a perfect ass.
}:-)4
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:25:07 PM PDT
by
Moose4
(Hey RNC. Don't move toward the middle. MOVE THE MIDDLE TOWARD YOU.)
To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
She's not the first Hollyweirdo to do this.
"In a large eastern American city, a fiend is loose, painting mustaches onto the faces shown on billboards and posters. This fiend is a wacky Daffy Duck..." - Daffy Doodles
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:27:24 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(June 4, 2009 - the day Barack Obama threw all of America under the bus.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Shake it but don’t break it.
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:27:55 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(June 4, 2009 - the day Barack Obama threw all of America under the bus.)
To: pissant
I thought that the zero was the great (half)white dope.
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:28:10 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Fins to the left and fins to the right!
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:32:22 PM PDT
by
Patrick1
(I'm not calling in sick; I'm calling in gone!)
To: evets
A terrible burden it would be to have to hit it. However, I would. Solely for the sake of the cause, you understand.
Then in the morning we could start on her political reorientation.
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:45:06 PM PDT
by
Cheburashka
("Ah, Roulette. My favorite game, after Call of Duty.")
To: pissant
Definitely not guilty! And much more not guilty than that Megan Fox skank who’s been all over the place.
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:57:45 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(Obamalama lied, the republic died.)
To: Snurple
Am I going to get in trouble for this???
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posted on
06/09/2009 1:57:54 PM PDT
by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: Lockbar
I like that! Damn that girl is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy!
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posted on
06/09/2009 2:00:21 PM PDT
by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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posted on
06/09/2009 2:19:28 PM PDT
by
infidel29
(BARACkarl OBAmarx)
To: Lockbar
considering it shows nothing but a shoulder, that clip is about the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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