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SATIRE: Jimmy Carter endorses Ahmedinejad's election victory, blames President Bush for violence
bad coffee | epluribus_2

Posted on 06/23/2009 10:03:15 AM PDT by epluribus_2

Rooters AFPUPI, 09-JUIN-23

Jimmy Carter today declared today that Iran's June elections were conducted in a "free and fair" manner, especially when compared with the USA's 2000 and 2004 elections which were "obviously flawed". He blamed the current violence on an "irresponsible" 2008 speech to the Iranian people by former president Bush that instigated anti-social tendencies in some the voting public of the nation of 70 million workers.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: antisemite; farce; prodictator; proterrorist; satire; scrappletypehumor
The irony would be deeeep but not to far from true.

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"To the people of Iran: You are rich in culture and talent. You have a right to live under a government that listens to your wishes, respects your talents, and allows you to build better lives for your families. Unfortunately, your government denies you these opportunities, and threatens the peace and stability of your neighbors. So we call on the regime in Tehran to heed your will, and to make itself accountable to you. The day will come when the people of Iran have a government that embraces liberty and justice, and Iran joins the community of free nations. And when that good day comes, you will have no better friend than the United States of America." - President George W. Bush, January 13, 2008.

1 posted on 06/23/2009 10:03:16 AM PDT by epluribus_2
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It’s sad when the spoof is so close to reality that it’s believable.


2 posted on 06/23/2009 10:05:04 AM PDT by ChocChipCookie (Survival is a Mom's Job! Check out my new blog: www.thesurvivalmom.com)
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Carter is an effin idiot. He probably thinks Reagan shouldn’t have told Gorbachev to “Tear down this wall”. If I wasn’t a Christian I would probably be wishing death and destruction on the house of Carter—but what goes around comes around, so I won’t do that.


3 posted on 06/23/2009 10:07:09 AM PDT by DallasDeb (USAFA '06 Mom)
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That Jimmy Carter, after having been universally recognized as a disaster as President, has gone on to become such a useful idiot for the left for such a long period of time certainly bears testimony to the existence of the biblical “Prince of this world”, aka Satan.


4 posted on 06/23/2009 10:07:19 AM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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Of course, it's always Bush's fault. /s

Somebody needs to wheel grandpa back to the home.

5 posted on 06/23/2009 10:07:53 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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Is this satire? If not, I’m surprise at the extent of Jimmah Cahtah’s senility.


6 posted on 06/23/2009 10:09:45 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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"...And when that good day comes, you will have no better friend than the United States of America." - President George W. Bush, January 13, 2008.

Yeah, good luck with that...
Sorry Persian folks, who desire freedom, but President Bush is no longer in office.

7 posted on 06/23/2009 10:10:14 AM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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Iran is the most efficient election tabulating country in the world. They managed to complete the count of 42 million paper ballots in only a single day. Outstanding!

Obama is looking toward Iran to train ACORN census workers and 2012 election workers in swing states.

8 posted on 06/23/2009 10:10:16 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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Well if Bush is blamed for this, if things go well I’d hope he’d also get the credit.


9 posted on 06/23/2009 10:19:24 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: lilylangtree

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10 posted on 06/23/2009 10:19:30 AM PDT by epluribus_2
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Well if Jimmy the F-Wad Carter says it, it must be true!

Can’t he just do the world a favor and go roast some peanuts in Hell you old F-embarasement slimeball.

Wonderful negotiations former President Jimmy F-Wad Carter did with North Korea. That really paid off in spades!


11 posted on 06/23/2009 10:33:57 AM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale Patriot)
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