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I wonder if they made him get dressed first before taking him back? Or, was she able to identify him like Paula Jones identified Clinton?
1 posted on 07/08/2009 9:28:23 AM PDT by raybbr
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Maybe he is uninsured?


2 posted on 07/08/2009 9:30:11 AM PDT by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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3 posted on 07/08/2009 9:31:42 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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He’s gonna have a bad hangover.


4 posted on 07/08/2009 9:31:59 AM PDT by I Hate Obama (Don't Blame Me I Voted For Paris Hilton)
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Psych eval would do wonders.....


5 posted on 07/08/2009 9:32:00 AM PDT by cranked
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Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day...

If he's a sleepwalker he should really seriously consider pajamas.

6 posted on 07/08/2009 9:33:36 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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I need mental floss for this one!


7 posted on 07/08/2009 9:35:03 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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Let me guess ... the guy’s a closet exhibitionist, and is going to claim he was sleepwalking.

Check his priors for indecent exposure. Bet you’ll find it.


8 posted on 07/08/2009 9:38:08 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Optimus Dental. As a transformer he didn’t make the cut.


9 posted on 07/08/2009 9:38:50 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (Closed Mouth, Opened Mind, Clenched Fist.)
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Betcha that dentist will remember this incident next time he utters the words “Open wide”.


10 posted on 07/08/2009 9:50:38 AM PDT by bigbob
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I think he really wanted to fill a cavity.


11 posted on 07/08/2009 9:53:18 AM PDT by Piranha (it must be comfortable over there on the wrong side of history since Obama has settled in so easily.)
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He was being held in lieu of $10,000 bond. He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home.

How can he return a VM message left at his home when he's being detained in jail?

He jumped out of bed and didn't take time to get dressed since he was already so late - 5 days - for his appt.
12 posted on 07/08/2009 9:58:02 AM PDT by presently no screen name
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How did the receptionist identify him? :-)


15 posted on 07/08/2009 10:13:05 AM PDT by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.

Did the nurse in reception call 911?

"There is a naked man who showed up FIVE DAYS LATE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT! AND STILL WANT MY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!!!"

21 posted on 07/08/2009 11:47:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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He should have called 1-800-DENTISTS.


23 posted on 07/08/2009 11:49:39 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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I wonder if his brother Jack bailed him out? Or maybe, Jack is his middle name.


27 posted on 07/08/2009 1:19:23 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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He wanted some cavities filled.


28 posted on 07/08/2009 1:20:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Too sick for words!)
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That Ned Lamont will do anything to get back into the public eye. Shameless.
29 posted on 07/08/2009 1:25:30 PM PDT by TXBlair (White-knuckling my way through the next three and a half years.)
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A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.

They say this like it's a bad thing.

30 posted on 07/08/2009 1:27:55 PM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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Calling in the expert witness...


32 posted on 07/08/2009 8:04:54 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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FTA: "Hoff was charged with ... and failure to comply with fingerprinting."

How hard difficult could it be to get the compliance of a naked man?
34 posted on 07/10/2009 7:14:32 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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