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Man went naked to dental
appointment
WTNH.com ^
| 08 Jul 2009
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Posted on 07/08/2009 9:28:23 AM PDT by raybbr
Stratford (AP) - A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.
Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.
SNIP
Officers went to his home, where Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office where the receptionist identified him.
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: dairyproducts; dentist; mooseandcheese; napl; publicnudity
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To: raybbr
Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental. Did the nurse in reception call 911?
"There is a naked man who showed up FIVE DAYS LATE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT! AND STILL WANT MY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!!!"
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posted on
07/08/2009 11:47:48 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Hey, when I had my wisdom teeth pulled they gave me some
Gooooood pain medicine. In fact the stuff was so good I kept blanking out that I already took it and then would take some more.
I was so stoned by the second night it could easily have been me in this article.
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posted on
07/08/2009 11:49:38 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: raybbr
He should have called 1-800-DENTISTS.
To: ataDude; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Maybe he was just saving them the effort...
Back in Tim Whatleys office..Jerry wakes up , his vision blurred. He sees Whatley and Sheryl getting dressed. Scene cuts to Monks. Jerry and Elaine are talking.
Elaine: “....Maybe you were still under the gas.Maybe you were hallucinating you're coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas.”
Jerry: “I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only that; my shirt was out!!!”
Elaine: “your shirt was out?”
Jerry: “I think so.”
Elaine: “Well, what kind of shirt was it.?”
Jerry: “You know! Like a tennis shirt.”
Elaine: “Oh! Well ... You don't tuck those in?”
Jerry: “Sometimes I tuck’em sometimes I don't”
Elaine: “Well. Were you tucked?”
Jerry: “I think I was tucked.!”
Elaine: “All right then say you were. I mean .. what do you think could have happened.?”
Jerry: “I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow.”
Elaine: “Ughhhh”
Jerry: “Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?”
Elaine: “What are you gettin’?”
Jerry: “I don't think I'm hungry:”
Elaine: “Okay...So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So What? You're single.”
Jerry: “ But I'm damaged goods now.”
Elaine: “Join the club.”
< /seinfeld >
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posted on
07/08/2009 11:54:21 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Piranha
I think he really wanted to fill a cavity.
To: martin_fierro
Thank you, thank you very much. First, I’d like to thank the academy...
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posted on
07/08/2009 12:51:53 PM PDT
by
Piranha
(it must be comfortable over there on the wrong side of history since Obama has settled in so easily.)
To: raybbr
I wonder if his brother Jack bailed him out? Or maybe, Jack is his middle name.
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posted on
07/08/2009 1:19:23 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
To: raybbr
He wanted some cavities filled.
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posted on
07/08/2009 1:20:31 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Too sick for words!)
To: raybbr
That Ned Lamont will do anything to get back into the public eye. Shameless.
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posted on
07/08/2009 1:25:30 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(White-knuckling my way through the next three and a half years.)
To: raybbr
A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked. They say this like it's a bad thing.
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posted on
07/08/2009 1:27:55 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/08/2009 6:59:35 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
To: Billthedrill
Calling in the expert witness...
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posted on
07/08/2009 8:04:54 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
I have an alibi! You got no evidence! The woman was lying! I do
not have a tattoo...
Oh. Uh...heh heh. Nothing...
To: raybbr
FTA: "Hoff was charged with ... and failure to comply with fingerprinting."
How hard difficult could it be to get the compliance of a naked man?
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posted on
07/10/2009 7:14:32 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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