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Man went naked to dental appointment
WTNH.com ^ | 08 Jul 2009 | N/A

Posted on 07/08/2009 9:28:23 AM PDT by raybbr

Stratford (AP) - A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.

Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.

SNIP

Officers went to his home, where Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office where the receptionist identified him.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: dairyproducts; dentist; mooseandcheese; napl; publicnudity
I wonder if they made him get dressed first before taking him back? Or, was she able to identify him like Paula Jones identified Clinton?
1 posted on 07/08/2009 9:28:23 AM PDT by raybbr
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To: raybbr

Maybe he is uninsured?


2 posted on 07/08/2009 9:30:11 AM PDT by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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To: raybbr

3 posted on 07/08/2009 9:31:42 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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To: raybbr

He’s gonna have a bad hangover.


4 posted on 07/08/2009 9:31:59 AM PDT by I Hate Obama (Don't Blame Me I Voted For Paris Hilton)
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To: raybbr

Psych eval would do wonders.....


5 posted on 07/08/2009 9:32:00 AM PDT by cranked
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To: raybbr
Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day...

If he's a sleepwalker he should really seriously consider pajamas.

6 posted on 07/08/2009 9:33:36 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: raybbr
I need mental floss for this one!


7 posted on 07/08/2009 9:35:03 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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To: raybbr

Let me guess ... the guy’s a closet exhibitionist, and is going to claim he was sleepwalking.

Check his priors for indecent exposure. Bet you’ll find it.


8 posted on 07/08/2009 9:38:08 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: raybbr

Optimus Dental. As a transformer he didn’t make the cut.


9 posted on 07/08/2009 9:38:50 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (Closed Mouth, Opened Mind, Clenched Fist.)
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To: raybbr

Betcha that dentist will remember this incident next time he utters the words “Open wide”.


10 posted on 07/08/2009 9:50:38 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: raybbr

I think he really wanted to fill a cavity.


11 posted on 07/08/2009 9:53:18 AM PDT by Piranha (it must be comfortable over there on the wrong side of history since Obama has settled in so easily.)
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To: raybbr
He was being held in lieu of $10,000 bond. He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home.

How can he return a VM message left at his home when he's being detained in jail?

He jumped out of bed and didn't take time to get dressed since he was already so late - 5 days - for his appt.
12 posted on 07/08/2009 9:58:02 AM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: Piranha

Maybe the guy wanted to “drill” the receptionist?


13 posted on 07/08/2009 9:58:19 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (If Randy Cunningham is in prison for corruption, then why isn't Diane Feinstein locked up as well?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Naked ping


14 posted on 07/08/2009 10:04:59 AM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: raybbr

How did the receptionist identify him? :-)


15 posted on 07/08/2009 10:13:05 AM PDT by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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To: raybbr
"...arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked....Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental....SNIP...."

"SNIP"???


16 posted on 07/08/2009 10:39:34 AM PDT by Yehuda (Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!)
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To: ataDude
How did the receptionist identify him? :-)

Receptionist: "I'm not so sure about the face, but that's him! I'd know him anywhere!"

17 posted on 07/08/2009 10:50:42 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Naked ping

BAD naked ping!


18 posted on 07/08/2009 11:30:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy
19 posted on 07/08/2009 11:33:34 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“You call THAT a drill?”


20 posted on 07/08/2009 11:46:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: raybbr
Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.

Did the nurse in reception call 911?

"There is a naked man who showed up FIVE DAYS LATE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT! AND STILL WANT MY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!!!"

21 posted on 07/08/2009 11:47:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Hey, when I had my wisdom teeth pulled they gave me some Gooooood pain medicine. In fact the stuff was so good I kept blanking out that I already took it and then would take some more.

I was so stoned by the second night it could easily have been me in this article.

22 posted on 07/08/2009 11:49:38 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: raybbr

He should have called 1-800-DENTISTS.


23 posted on 07/08/2009 11:49:39 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: ataDude; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Maybe he was just saving them the effort...

Back in Tim Whatleys office..Jerry wakes up , his vision blurred. He sees Whatley and Sheryl getting dressed.

Scene cuts to Monks. Jerry and Elaine are talking.

Elaine: “....Maybe you were still under the gas.Maybe you were hallucinating you're coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas.”

Jerry: “I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only that; my shirt was out!!!”

Elaine: “your shirt was out?”

Jerry: “I think so.”

Elaine: “Well, what kind of shirt was it.?”

Jerry: “You know! Like a tennis shirt.”

Elaine: “Oh! Well ... You don't tuck those in?”

Jerry: “Sometimes I tuck’em sometimes I don't”

Elaine: “Well. Were you tucked?”

Jerry: “I think I was tucked.!”

Elaine: “All right then say you were. I mean .. what do you think could have happened.?”

Jerry: “I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow.”

Elaine: “Ughhhh”

Jerry: “Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?”

Elaine: “What are you gettin’?”

Jerry: “I don't think I'm hungry:”

Elaine: “Okay...So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So What? You're single.”

Jerry: “ But I'm damaged goods now.”

Elaine: “Join the club.”

< /seinfeld >
24 posted on 07/08/2009 11:54:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Piranha
I think he really wanted to fill a cavity.


25 posted on 07/08/2009 12:43:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Thank you, thank you very much. First, I’d like to thank the academy...


26 posted on 07/08/2009 12:51:53 PM PDT by Piranha (it must be comfortable over there on the wrong side of history since Obama has settled in so easily.)
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To: raybbr

I wonder if his brother Jack bailed him out? Or maybe, Jack is his middle name.


27 posted on 07/08/2009 1:19:23 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: raybbr

He wanted some cavities filled.


28 posted on 07/08/2009 1:20:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Too sick for words!)
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To: raybbr
That Ned Lamont will do anything to get back into the public eye. Shameless.
29 posted on 07/08/2009 1:25:30 PM PDT by TXBlair (White-knuckling my way through the next three and a half years.)
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To: raybbr
A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.

They say this like it's a bad thing.

30 posted on 07/08/2009 1:27:55 PM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wanted a root canal?


31 posted on 07/08/2009 6:59:35 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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To: Billthedrill

Calling in the expert witness...


32 posted on 07/08/2009 8:04:54 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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I have an alibi! You got no evidence! The woman was lying! I do not have a tattoo...

Oh. Uh...heh heh. Nothing...

33 posted on 07/08/2009 8:07:18 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: raybbr
FTA: "Hoff was charged with ... and failure to comply with fingerprinting."

How hard difficult could it be to get the compliance of a naked man?
34 posted on 07/10/2009 7:14:32 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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