Man went naked to dental appointment

WTNH.com ^ | 08 Jul 2009 | N/A

[raybbr]

Stratford (AP) - A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.

Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.

SNIP

Officers went to his home, where Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office where the receptionist identified him.

[raybbr]

I wonder if they made him get dressed first before taking him back? Or, was she able to identify him like Paula Jones identified Clinton?

[greatdefender]

Maybe he is uninsured?

[COBOL2Java]

[I Hate Obama]

He’s gonna have a bad hangover.

[cranked]

Psych eval would do wonders.....

[Ramius]

Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day...

If he's a sleepwalker he should really seriously consider pajamas.

[Daffynition]

I need mental floss for this one!

[RegulatorCountry]

Let me guess ... the guy’s a closet exhibitionist, and is going to claim he was sleepwalking.

Check his priors for indecent exposure. Bet you’ll find it.

[Shaun_MD]

Optimus Dental. As a transformer he didn’t make the cut.

[bigbob]

Betcha that dentist will remember this incident next time he utters the words “Open wide”.

[Piranha]

I think he really wanted to fill a cavity.

[presently no screen name]

He was being held in lieu of $10,000 bond. He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home.

How can he return a VM message left at his home when he's being detained in jail?

He jumped out of bed and didn't take time to get dressed since he was already so late - 5 days - for his appt.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Maybe the guy wanted to “drill” the receptionist?

[day10]

Naked ping

[ataDude]

How did the receptionist identify him? :-)

[Yehuda]

"...arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked....Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental....SNIP...."

"SNIP"???

[GreenHornet]

How did the receptionist identify him? :-)

Receptionist: "I'm not so sure about the face, but that's him! I'd know him anywhere!"

[Slings and Arrows]

Naked ping

BAD naked ping!

[TornadoAlley3]

God is great, beer is good and people are crazy

[a fool in paradise]

“You call THAT a drill?”

[a fool in paradise]

Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.

Did the nurse in reception call 911?

"There is a naked man who showed up FIVE DAYS LATE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT! AND STILL WANT MY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!!!"

[Abathar]

Hey, when I had my wisdom teeth pulled they gave me some Gooooood pain medicine. In fact the stuff was so good I kept blanking out that I already took it and then would take some more.

I was so stoned by the second night it could easily have been me in this article.

[GSWarrior]

He should have called 1-800-DENTISTS.

[a fool in paradise]

Maybe he was just saving them the effort...

Back in Tim Whatleys office..Jerry wakes up , his vision blurred. He sees Whatley and Sheryl getting dressed.

Scene cuts to Monks. Jerry and Elaine are talking.

Elaine: “....Maybe you were still under the gas.Maybe you were hallucinating you're coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas.”

Jerry: “I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only that; my shirt was out!!!”

Elaine: “your shirt was out?”

Jerry: “I think so.”

Elaine: “Well, what kind of shirt was it.?”

Jerry: “You know! Like a tennis shirt.”

Elaine: “Oh! Well ... You don't tuck those in?”

Jerry: “Sometimes I tuck’em sometimes I don't”

Elaine: “Well. Were you tucked?”

Jerry: “I think I was tucked.!”

Elaine: “All right then say you were. I mean .. what do you think could have happened.?”

Jerry: “I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow.”

Elaine: “Ughhhh”

Jerry: “Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?”

Elaine: “What are you gettin’?”

Jerry: “I don't think I'm hungry:”

Elaine: “Okay...So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So What? You're single.”

Jerry: “ But I'm damaged goods now.”

Elaine: “Join the club.”

< /seinfeld >

[martin_fierro]

I think he really wanted to fill a cavity.

[Piranha]

Thank you, thank you very much. First, I’d like to thank the academy...

[Clay Moore]

I wonder if his brother Jack bailed him out? Or maybe, Jack is his middle name.

[Lazamataz]

He wanted some cavities filled.

[TXBlair]

That Ned Lamont will do anything to get back into the public eye. Shameless.

[savedbygrace]

A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.

They say this like it's a bad thing.

[Larry Lucido]

Wanted a root canal?

[Grizzled Bear]

Calling in the expert witness...

[Billthedrill]

I have an alibi! You got no evidence! The woman was lying! I do not have a tattoo...

Oh. Uh...heh heh. Nothing...

[Titan Magroyne]

FTA: "Hoff was charged with ... and failure to comply with fingerprinting."

How hard difficult could it be to get the compliance of a naked man?