[Hot Tabasco]

My tinfoil hat comes complete with an anti-microbial face shield as well as an anti-viral homeoplexic mesh liner which successfully filters out 99% of all airborne pathogens. The remaining 1% surface contanimants can easily be taken care of by the Swiffer Sweeper.......

As for survival foods, I have enough frozen pizza and beer to last for 6 months in case this pandemic forces me to remain indoors.......

Bring it on Who!!

[Larousse2]

I only hope and pray that people are prepared to be able to “self-shield” if Congress will say so, and that they will know what to do during a full-blown pandemic, if we have one.