To: Daffynition
Three little letters - DDT.
To: Daffynition
I’ve always wondered why I seemed to be the object of an inordinate amount of bites. Now I know. It’s Bush’s fault. I should have guessed.
3 posted on
08/01/2009 11:01:17 AM PDT by
lafroste
(gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
To: Daffynition
Thanks - and will be passing it around. I’m usually not bothered by mosiquitos - or other bugs. On a recent trip though they were especially thick. However, I found that if I was within 20 feet of this one guy they would leave me alone! He was swatting at them like crazy! (Literally crazy - I thought he was going to have a breakdown!!)
He did seem a bit out of shape and breathing heavy a lot of the time.
And my favorite repellent - a Camel cigarette or a cheap cigar! (Last used 15 years ago - sigh.....)
4 posted on
08/01/2009 11:02:15 AM PDT by
21twelve
(Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
To: Daffynition
They LOVE me. Got sick as a dog after going through Eastern Germany and made a couple of coffee stops.....git bitten up one side and down the other. This is the stuff I use. They don't seem to want to even land on me when I wear it...and no greasy feel. Plus, it smells great! Contains PURE lavender...not the fake stuff.
5 posted on
08/01/2009 11:03:52 AM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
To: Daffynition
I am one of those bug magnets. Not only mosquitoes but flies and wasps. I hate the bugs!
To: Daffynition
"People with high concentrations
of steroids or cholesterol on their skin surface attract mosquitoes,"
Well that seems to include almost everybody then.
I think Mosquitoes don't care for smokers.
7 posted on
08/01/2009 11:06:21 AM PDT by
McGruff
(Where's the REAL birth certificate? - Jim Robinson)
To: Daffynition
Are you a mosquito magnet? That would be me.
To: Daffynition
As one such mosquito magnet, I have noticed that they’ve not bugged me as much since I’ve lost weight. I do consider it a service to mankind everytime I smack one of them.
10 posted on
08/01/2009 11:10:53 AM PDT by
Desdemona
(True Christianity requires open hearts and open minds - not blind hatred.)
To: Daffynition
To: Daffynition
MMmmm...I can still remember the aroma...
21 posted on
08/01/2009 6:52:59 PM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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