Posted on 08/02/2009 8:42:48 PM PDT by djf
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Did you read the actual job being advertised here??
Do we get tasers to help keep you right wing extremists in line?
I wonder how Adolph would have advertised.
Wanted: Physically fit, ambitious individuals to work at various sites around Germany and Poland
Qualifications: Good social skills. Excellent marksmanship. Dedicated to following orders
LOL!
I did not.
But we need folks in the SC ANG.
LOL again.
Read the job description.
And reconsider...
My bad.
Yes, I thank you for posting this job Jet Jaguar.
Yep, I just haven’t got around to it yet.
Coming soon...and I’ll ping you, too.
Oh my gosh.....laughing in spite of myself...It’s still Sunday here, I’d ask the mod to pull this thread if I were you.
You have a good heart jet Jaguar.
I DONT QUAL
Color me amused but the "Monster" seems appropriate if not ironic for a Internment/Resettlement Specialist addvert
What gets me (I mean besides the overall audacity of it all) is that they seem to be targeting high school kids.
You know, the ones who get their amusement with video games, and putting cats in microwaves, those kind of kids.
THIS IS SOME SCARY STUFF, FOLKS!!!!!
See? As the economy collapses, new jobs open up!
Takes experience to handle millions of unemployed riff-raff!
Ping.
Maybe the saddest ping I ever made.
I’m copying and pasting the text of the job here in case it gets pulled off of Monster.
Job Title: Corrections Officer – Internment/Resettlement Specialist
* Company: Army National Guard
* Location: Multiple locations
* Job Status: Part Time
Employee
* Job Category: Security/Protective Services
* Career Level: Student (High School)
* Experience: Less than 1 Year
* Occupations: Correctional Officer
Military Combat
General/Other: Security/Protective Services
National Guard
Job Description
As an Internment/Resettlement Specialist for the Army National Guard, you will ensure the smooth running of military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility, similar to those duties conducted by civilian Corrections Officers. This will require you to know proper procedures and military law; and have the ability to think quickly in high-stress situations. Specific duties may include assisting with supervision and management operations; providing facility security; providing custody, control, supervision, and escort; and counseling individual prisoners in rehabilitative programs.
By joining this specialty, you will develop the skills that will prepare you for a rewarding career with law enforcement agencies or in the private security field.
Earn while you learn
Get paid to learn! In the Army National Guard, you will learn valuable job skills while earning a regular paycheck and qualifying for tuition assistance.
Job training for an Internment/Resettlement Specialist requires approximately 19 weeks of One Station Unit Training, which includes Basic Training and Advanced Individual Training. Part of the training is spent in the classroom and part in the field. Some of the skills you’ll learn include military laws and jurisdictions; level of force procedures; unarmed self-defense techniques; police ethics procedures; interpersonal communications skills; close confinement operations; search and restraint procedures; use of firearms; custody and control procedures.
Benefits
· Paid training
· A monthly paycheck
· Montgomery G.I. Bill
· Up to 100 percent Tuition Assistance for college or vocational training (up to $4,500 per fiscal year, 1 October – 30 September)
· Retirement benefits for part-time service
· Low-cost life insurance (up to $400,000 in coverage)
· 401(k)-type savings plan
· Student Loan Repayment Program (up to $50,000, for existing loans)
Requirements
· High School Diploma or GED (If you do not have a diploma or GED, you may still apply – ask a recruiter about how the Army National Guard can help you earn your GED.)
· Must be between the ages of 17 and 35
· Must be able to pass a physical exam and meet legal and moral standards
· Must meet citizenship requirements (see http://www.nationalguard.com/monster / for details)
COMPANY OVERVIEW
Boasting more than 370 years of service, the Army National Guard is the largest reserve component, as well as the oldest branch of the military. In the Guard, you get the training from us, serve in your own community, and enhance your marketability for the higher paying jobs you are now seeking. We provide our members with college tuition assistance and offer attractive enlistment bonuses on top of paid training in all of our career fields. The Army National Guard has career opportunities in every State and U.S Territory, more than 3,600 training locations and more than 359,000 members.
National Guard
Contact Information
Vacancies in this position are subject to change. Click the “APPLY NOW” button to submit you information for contact by a National Guard Representative. Submitting your information does not obligate you to join, it gives you the chance to learn about your options and the more than 200 occupational specialties available in the National Guard.
FOLKS!!! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT JOBS AT CONCENTRATION CAMPS!!!
Possibly out of you area of interest, but you might want to ping the group
Thanks, let me read it first.
I’m too old to apply, but I’ll bet they could find another spot for me. [/not really that funny]
These are not your ordinary left-wing liberals, for sure.
Everyone at my McDonald’s is spanish-speaking or are possible retirees.
You own a McDonalds? Kewl!
LOL!!! No, just the one closest to me - great for breakfast, but not much else.
Sounds like my new book. FEMA Camp, anyone?
Exactly who shall be interned and "resettled" is left to our imagination.
I think it will be the homeless first......... the massive number of homeless has been witnessed FIRST HAND in the so called big city just 60 miles to the west of me . You can throw a dead cat without hitting at least 3 homeless people in all areas of the town be it rich or poor sections.......every business is infested with em asking for money, every intersection has one or two glaring in yer car window like a raccoon wanting in yer trash can.
I am talking bad bad bad recent events......this hope and change is total bull shit.
Now add the people who are struggling to meet their needs due loss of income , higher taxes from communities that need revenue. These folks are angry, pissed off , MAD ! That anger breeds violence due short tempers. Increased LEO patrols during day for writing tickets to pay their own wages etc has let law enforcement resources be reduced during dark and home invasions and crimes against property and persons are UP if not doubled in past 2 months .Homeless that can’t score on the curb will score after dark per se.
Unemployment checks have run out for the first wave of Obama voters and second, third and fourth are coming .......wait for it folks !
This is what I SEE, not what I hear from some propaganda MSM presstitute.......this is what I see first hand here in my area.
They’ll be able to recycle the closed “Home Depots”!
Exactly who shall be interned and "resettled" is left to our imagination.
Yep, it sure sounds like it-- Lord A'mercy, though, things are looking so grim around here that wife Miss Emily and Your Truly almost ( almost, mind you... ) jumped on an ad for ( wait for it! )
"Monkey Sitter."
Some pointed graphics?
The National Guard is needing "Internment/Resettlement Specialist" as a job function? For what???
I’m wondering why there is suddenly such a demand for resettlement/ internment specialists.
Under Bush we saw a number of Executive Orders along these lines. Now under Obama we are seeing them acted out.
If the economy is so good and there is no threat of invasion because “the world loves us now that Obama is President”, what’s up?
There are no natural disasters that could warrant the need for prison camps.
This move is for civil unrest and nothing but.
This is some scary sh**.
BTTT
“This move is for civil unrest and nothing but.”
Yep, I do believe you’re correct.
Finally!
A few comments.
I was getting kinda fed up, hell, if I posted a thread that said Sarah Palin got a pimple on her pretty, there’d be 600+ replies by now...
“Exactly who shall be interned and “resettled” is left to our imagination.”
My imagination tells me that it includes anyone who is a regular poster at Free Republic ;-)
Just the ones who are “taken alive”.
PING
So I suspect
There, now maybe a few other people will notice this thread.
Well if you want to hire people to work at a hospital, it makes sense you don’t hire them until the hospital is built and stocked.
So I think that would mean that facilities, communications and command and control are already in place or very, very near completion.
The job announcement talks about 19 weeks training. Let’s cut that in half or close, and call it ten weeks. So what could be in a ten week window? That would be mid-October to November timeframe...
We’ve already heard the rumors about a bank shutdown/”holiday” at the end of Sept. Wonder if it’s related...
I’d really like to know how long the career field has existed and if it has always been titled ‘Internment/Resettlement Specialist’.
Well, there have been rumors about this sort of thing for a few years now. And I’m not gonna take any kind of side. But seems to me a few people might - just might - owe Alex Jones on big azz apology!
We have it here now in black and white. (or maybe I should say glorious technicolor)
I never heard about any Congressional appropriations for it, but that’s not surprising. They probably wrapped it up into a bill that funded saving some damn lizard or something.
When the Fed tries to auction money to pay for Obama’s spending this fall, there may be no buyers.
So when the music stops, who is left without a chair?
Who gets a chair at the Fema facility?
This is the first time I have seen a verifiable source that shows the National Guard hiring prison guards for internment camps. This is simply disturbing at all kinds of levels.
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