Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Dolphin Deals Fake Crack in Brooklyn
NBC New York ^ | Thu, Aug 13, 2009 | JENNIFER MILLMAN

Posted on 08/13/2009 3:12:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway

If you happen to be walking down the streets of Brooklyn and a tuxedo-clad dolphin tries to sell you crack, don't be concerned. It's not real.

Neither is the dolphin. The not-so-illegal narcotics scheme is just performance artist Nate Hill's latest act. Every other Saturday night, Hill dons a dolphin headpiece and white tuxedo and delivers $1 bags of "crack" – packs of crushed up sugar cubes flavored and colored with snow cone syrup, in actuality – to anyone in Williamsburg and Greenpoint who calls in an order.

He peddles his wares between 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. like a real drug pusher and considers his behavior "amusing theater."

Nate Hill's crack candy comes in an assortment of flavors.

Hill leads a performance group called Club Animals; all the members wear mascot heads and the inspiration for their work is to mix the worlds of children and adults, he says.

"It's like when children play cowboys and Indians or have tea time," Hill explained. "It's make believe but for adults."

But not everyone is amused. Hill's "performance" has galvanized neighborhood activists who think drugs are no laughing matter.

"I hate anybody who jokes about drugs," Ismael Torres, president of the Borinquen Plaza tenant association, told the Daily News. "I've seen too many cemeteries, too many hospitals, too many funeral parlors. The cops should stop this guy."

Police have Hill on their radar, but they can't exactly arrest him for dressing up like a marine mammal and selling sugar to willing customers.

"It's just candy," a police source told the News. "Unfortunately, being criminally stupid is not illegal." As for the criticism aimed at his antics, Hill isn't overly concerned. Mixing the worlds of kids and adults "is not always going to be a happy marriage and that is one of reasons why there are critics of the Candy Crack Delivery Service," he said.

Hill's made quite a reputation for himself in the world of asinine acts. Some of his previous performance pieces include Chinatown garbage tours and knee-bouncing rides for straphangers; he's even made a practice of sewing together parts of dead animals to create fantasy composite creatures and bills himself as an "urban taxidermist." His day job is legit: beekeeper for a genetics lab.

Despite the outcry from some neighbors of his latest show, Hill has some fans.

"It's a great experience," said Enrica Serrero, 21, who ordered the candy crack at a Williamsburg party last Sunday. "I'd definitely do it again."


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crack; dolphin

1 posted on 08/13/2009 3:12:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Just d@mn....


2 posted on 08/13/2009 3:17:01 PM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Arrest him for insultng marine mammals. I think it’s a hate crime/ sarc


3 posted on 08/13/2009 3:19:47 PM PDT by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

The publication of news articles like the one linked to are precisely what keep this clown out there disturbing the neighborhood and acting like a fool.


4 posted on 08/13/2009 3:22:53 PM PDT by Devils Avocado
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

If he does this for a while and people get used to it, couldn’t he switch to real drugs and get away with it?


5 posted on 08/13/2009 3:23:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Devils Avocado
Wait, you want him to have to get a real job? In this economy?
6 posted on 08/13/2009 3:25:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway
Being stupid isn't illegal, being *criminally* stupid *is* illegal - lol
7 posted on 08/13/2009 3:42:58 PM PDT by JasonC
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway
Fake crack from a fake dolphin who looks like a fake blue penguin. The world has gone nuts!


8 posted on 08/13/2009 4:16:52 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd: ON)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

“So Long and Thanks For All the Crack...”


9 posted on 08/13/2009 4:18:35 PM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

"Candy-gram!"

10 posted on 08/13/2009 4:32:28 PM PDT by mikrofon (Land Shark)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson