Posted on 08/18/2009 10:25:32 AM PDT by Professor Pete
Gramma got run over by Obama
Needing hip replacement, I believe
You might think there's no such thing as health care
But inside every town hall we all grieve
She was only 67
Rosy cheeked, sharp as a tack
Til she fell on icy pavement
Slipped a disc and broke her sacroiliac
Met her maker in a cross walk
Pennsylvania Avenue
When the presidential limo
Cut the tortoise-like old matriarch in two
So unfair and such a pity
Gramma was a dynamo
But the penny pinching panel
Turned her down for Palmietta and Pedro
Gramma got run over by Obama
Now there's one less stocking Christmas Eve
You might think reform might favor old folks
But Grampa thinks you're talking thru your sleeve
The Prof
BIG BUMP
Just making grandma ‘shovel ready’!
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