Posted on 08/27/2009 5:35:03 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
Nooooooooooo! And we just bought, not waddled, a case. How can I drink it now?
You can't. Better send it to me.
I think I've found her perfect mate.
How come you can drink it? But anyway, which ones do you want? I like the smoky Islay's and it's a mixed case of Oban, Talisker, Bowmore, Classic of Islay, Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Caol Ila, and one bottle of Cuart-beatha.
Actually I can’t drink it, but I have a buddy who can. Waste not, want not.
Well, I hope it’s a really, really good buddy. Soooo... he likes Hitlery?
No, he likes Scotch.
Years ago, I was a soft drink salesman in Ft. Worth Texas. My area included a piece of the urban black section of town. I was in the front of a small neighborhood grocery store when the owner hauled a older black women up front and threatened to call the police if she didn't give up the cantaloupe she was hiding.
She hiked up her dress, squatted down and plopped out the cantaloupe onto the floor right out of her birth canal.
I swear this is true.
Some things that are seen cannot be unseen. I know this to be a fact
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