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To: JustAmy

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14 -16 boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad!

I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all that blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter


74 posted on 09/01/2009 10:01:38 PM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

LOL

Funny and cute .... thanks, JOHNN.


75 posted on 09/01/2009 10:05:45 PM PDT by JustAmy (Republicans think everyday is July 4th. Democrats think everyday is April 15th.)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

Loved that JOHNN!!!!


81 posted on 09/02/2009 5:55:40 AM PDT by pollywog (staying...... " Under His Wings" Psalm 91:4)
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