Posted on 09/03/2009 9:35:56 AM PDT by JoeProBono
A Tennessee teen has baffled doctors by regularly shedding tears of blood.
Calvino Inman suffers bloody tears seeping from his eyes for up to an hour a day.
The 15-year-old is being teased at school for being "possessed" and doctors have been unable to diagnose his specific condition
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Somewhere, entire tribes of emo and goth girls are LINING UP to meet this guy.
weird.
I'm not a doc but can fix Health Care better than 0be.
He’s being TEASED??? Oh the horror! Quick invoke antit-bullying measure 143 para a subsection 2.ii.0 and put that school in lock down.
kewl malady, tho.
The school needs to take Norman Mailer off of its mandatory reading list for American Literature class and see if that won’t help.
[[A Tennessee teen has baffled doctors by regularly shedding tears of blood.]]
This hsouldn’t ‘baffle’ the doctors, this phenomenon is actually a regular occurance ever since Obamessiah was elected to office- also projectile vomitting is becoming more prevelent as well- Docs amy want to take notice- maybe there’s a pill for it?
This kid HAS to be a Glenn Beck listener.
Wasn’t this on House?
This is potentially extremely dangerous as a health symptom. This likely indicates ruptured capillaries in either the sinuses or the brain, and he needs to see some top specialists now.
American accent (pre-Obamacare): “OK, kid, don’t worry, we’ll do a CAT scan right now, and if necessary we’ll have you in surgery tomorrow.”
British NHS accent: “Take two asperins and come back when your eyes have popped out. We might be able to schedule something to put them back in within a few months. Maybe.”
That’s got to be some sort of Metal.
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