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How many nights have I sat in my living room, listening to the drunken idiots across the road roaring out the Motown Hits of the Sixties (or rap, or Latin songs) and wished I had a Napoleon? How many nights have I lain in my bed, unable to sleep because of the noise, and wondered whether round shot, chain shot, or a whiff of grape would be best for ripping a townhouse in half horizontally?

Some besotted male admirer should buy me a field piece. Christmas is coming! I keep hinting but for some reason no one obliges. I receive tiresome things like sweaters and scarves rather than artillery. WTF.

15 posted on 09/05/2009 10:49:45 AM PDT by ottbmare (Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Obama!)

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19 posted on 09/05/2009 11:00:20 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)

22 posted on 09/05/2009 11:12:21 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)

29 posted on 09/05/2009 11:52:23 AM PDT by Palladin (Obamacare=Emanuelcare=Mengelecare!)

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