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Is this the ugliest mugshot in the world?
metro.co.uk ^ | Sept. 10, 2009 | TOM PHILLIPS

Posted on 09/10/2009 6:56:01 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

And to think that Americans take the mickey out of British standards of dentistry…

Alan Dale Lee: an inconvenient tooth

Meet Alan Dale Lee, the man with possibly the ugliest mugshot in the long history of bad mugshots.

The 43-year-old was arrested in Dade City, Florida, accused of aggravated assault - it's alleged that he stabbed another man in the stomach with a knife.

Lee was given the nickname 'Dracula' by the cops who arrested him, who couldn't believe how deeply wrong his mouth was.

One officer commented: 'It was hard to keep a straight face when the mugshot was taken. No-one has ever seen teeth that bad.' (An impressive deadpan use of the phrase 'straight face' from the officer, there.)

Lee is currently being held while a court date is arranged.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billybobteeth; courtdateonlydate; mugshots; napl
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1 posted on 09/10/2009 6:56:02 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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Another Obama czar???


2 posted on 09/10/2009 6:57:44 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel?


3 posted on 09/10/2009 6:58:01 PM PDT by thecabal (Destroy Progressivism)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Meth Head?


4 posted on 09/10/2009 6:58:13 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Either the product of smoking meth or a British dental plan.


5 posted on 09/10/2009 6:58:56 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Kirk and Spock ran into him, once...


6 posted on 09/10/2009 6:59:09 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Alan Dale (Chopper) Lee”


7 posted on 09/10/2009 6:59:29 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Those teeth are hanging on by a thread.


8 posted on 09/10/2009 6:59:33 PM PDT by funkyant
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To: sleddogs

You just knew he had three names.


9 posted on 09/10/2009 6:59:48 PM PDT by csmusaret (All gave some. Some gave all.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I wonder where he gets his dental work done. A Love’s Truckstops gift shop?


10 posted on 09/10/2009 7:00:48 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare! When "natural causes" just isn't good enough!)
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To: thecabal

11 posted on 09/10/2009 7:01:05 PM PDT by SolidWood (Sarah Palin: "Only dead fish go with the flow!")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It’s difficult to see, looking at the photo, how those teeth are anchored to the upper jawbone.


12 posted on 09/10/2009 7:01:20 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He promises to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, etc.


13 posted on 09/10/2009 7:01:36 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Free ThinkerNY; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Help take a bite out of crime.


14 posted on 09/10/2009 7:02:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Do the meth.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

wow..!


15 posted on 09/10/2009 7:02:45 PM PDT by Shaka
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In before obligatory picture posting of Helen Thomas...


16 posted on 09/10/2009 7:03:06 PM PDT by murphE ("It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged." - GK Chesterton)
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To: csmusaret

To his credit, no middle name “Wayne”. Although would fit very easily.


17 posted on 09/10/2009 7:03:12 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: csmusaret; mikrofon; martin_fierro
You just knew he had three names.

The middle name is not Wayne, and it's not Earl either, but Dale is a close runner-up.

18 posted on 09/10/2009 7:04:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Do the meth.)
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“...who couldn’t believe how deeply wrong his mouth was...”

One cannot improve on this assessment.lol


19 posted on 09/10/2009 7:04:33 PM PDT by verity
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To: EagleUSA

President of deathcare.


20 posted on 09/10/2009 7:04:45 PM PDT by chiefqc
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