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Choco-scopes - An astrological guide to chocolate consumption.

Aries //Mar 21-Apr 20

Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.

Taurus //Apr 21-May 21

Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.

Gemini //May 22-Jun 21

Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

Cancer // Jun 22-Jul 22

Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month.

Leo // Jul23 – Aug21

Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.

Virgo // Aug 22 –Sept 23

Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.

Libra // Sept 24 – Oct 23

Chooses two bars; one for themselves and one for you both to share.

Scorpio //Oct 24- Nov 22

Hides their chocolate and then becomes obsessed that someone will find it.

Sagittarius // Nov 23-Dec23

Will only eat imported chocolate.

Capricorn // Dec 23-Jan 20

Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate.

Aquarius // Jan 21-Feb 19

Loves chocolate – but likes to think that they actually prefer carob health bars.

Pisces // Feb20 – Mar 20

Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.