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BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season Cancelled
Self ^
| 10/9/09
| Self
Posted on 10/09/2009 9:04:32 AM PDT by illiac
President 0bama was today awarded the Dancing with the Stars Trophy for the best Sidestep routine ever seen by the judges.
Commenting after the award, the judges commented on how he so deftly sidestepped every issue known to man, and his sidestep routine showcases his inherent talent never before seen on the dance floor.
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KEYWORDS: wins; zeroawards
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:04:32 AM PDT
by
illiac
To: illiac
To: illiac
Leave it on “Breaking” for at least a few minutes....
To: illiac
“The Biggest Loser” should just send him the $250,000 check. He is the winner.
To: All Blue State
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:07:03 AM PDT
by
Boardwalk
To: All Blue State
Next year’s “American Idol” too.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:08:06 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
To: Sleeping Freeper
the judges commented on how he so deftly sidestepped every issue known to man
Not to mention his smooth footwork on 'Ellen'.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:08:12 AM PDT
by
newheart
("It will keep the government out of your health care decisions..." Barack Obama, July 23, 2009)
To: Sleeping Freeper
I know, I know,,,,thought with all the other awards this AM we could have a little more fun...
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:08:57 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:09:33 AM PDT
by
Dustbunny
("Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. " Ronald Reagan)
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:09:35 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: netmilsmom
Next year’s “American Idol” too.He already won that last year.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:09:39 AM PDT
by
Harley
(Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're a Liberal. Stop Global Whining Now.)
To: illiac
The Miss USA pageant has been canceled also, Zero proclaimed winner for his effeminate ways.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:10:17 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(This is the time of year when ACORNS fall.)
To: Harley
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:10:31 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
To: netmilsmom
also, just picked as the next Tournament of Roses Queen....look for facetime on New Years Day.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:10:32 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
To: illiac
Thanks for the smile. What with all the other BHO adoration insanity today, I needed it.
To: newheart
Can you just picture the ‘o’ trying to ‘dip’ michele ?
To: illiac
That damn Jim Thompson! I am certain this is his handiwork.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:11:58 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: illiac
And he also gets the Oscar as Best Actor for his portrayal of an American President.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:12:07 AM PDT
by
henkster
(0bamanomics: The "Final Solution" to America's "Prosperity Question.")
To: illiac
In an unrelated story, little Abu Masen Hussein was awarded the National League MVP today.
Abu is eight years old, but Major League Baseball officials stated that his career has been watched closely, and they are certain he will one day do something. They aren’t sure what, but it’s certain to be wonderful.
Leaders of Syria were quick to praise the little Hussein, saying that there is yet hope for America to become a member of the civilized world after all.
Allah be praised...
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:12:13 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Deficit spending, trade deficits, unsecure mortages, worthless paper... ... not a problem. Oh yeah?)
To: illiac
This just in... Barack Obama has won a show at Fashion Week on Project Runway. Tim Gunn told him “You’ve won the prize, now make it work”.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:12:29 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
To: illiac
Hey, he should get the Heisman Trophy too!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:12:44 AM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(Democrat party has always been the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism and surrender)
To: Sir Gawain
I think they meant he won a Noble Roman's Pizza Pie.
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:14:49 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:15:12 AM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: illiac
I was thinking, “0bama wins dancing w/ stars...plans first performance in a few months”
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:15:23 AM PDT
by
mreerm
To: Sleeping Freeper
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:16:04 AM PDT
by
pollywog
(staying...... " Under His Wings" Psalm 91:4)
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:16:11 AM PDT
by
Canedawg
(FUBO)
To: illiac
They’ve cheapened the Peace Prize to the point that they are just giving them away like they are a Notre Dame Honorary degree.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:16:37 AM PDT
by
el_chupacabra
(They say it's always calmest before the storm. That's not true. It isn't calm. Stuff happens.)
To: illiac
Hearing rumors that Simon Cowell will soon announce that American Idol, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent, and America's Got Talent will all be canceled for the next five years. Barck Obama will be declared the winner each year to give the world an opportunity to produce maybe one more person who might be magnificent and wonderful enough to be considered in the future for the prizes for which only The One is now worthy.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:16:56 AM PDT
by
Will88
To: illiac
I’ve heard he’s in the running for Miss America, 2010 - but those pageant moms, I’m afraid, are a tad tougher than he is.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:18:07 AM PDT
by
keepitreal
( Don't tread on me.)
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:18:18 AM PDT
by
landerwy
(Zero lied, who else will die?)
To: illiac
Well, certainly he’s the best at tap dancing arount the issues and the MSM makes a great partner.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:18:18 AM PDT
by
HarleyD
To: maine yankee
Can you just picture the ‘o’ trying to ‘dip’ michele ?
Like she's going to let him lead.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:18:26 AM PDT
by
newheart
("It will keep the government out of your health care decisions..." Barack Obama, July 23, 2009)
To: Sir Gawain; illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:18:42 AM PDT
by
toldyou
(Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
To: Will88
All this is such juicy grist for SNL and our so-called comedians if they have the gonads to run with it...
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:19:38 AM PDT
by
libsrscum
(Obama causes cancer.)
To: illiac
Just in: BHO DECLARED WINNER OF NEXT YEARS SUPER BOWL. Details to follow
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:21:01 AM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: Sir Gawain
Fox has announced that The One will replace Keifer Sutherland as Jack Bauer on the upcoming season of 24. Network officials were quoted as saying that The One would ramp down the violence of the show so as to not injure the self-esteem of those who seek to destroy the USA.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:22:29 AM PDT
by
animal172
(Fire the Johnson City Mall management)
To: libsrscum
All this is such juicy grist for SNL and our so-called comedians if they have the gonads to run with it... Yep, they might have more material now than at anytime in the show's history. Will be interesting to see if they use it. Sometimes they do, at least on SNL, and maybe Leno.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:22:32 AM PDT
by
Will88
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:22:41 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(The only way to open a LIEberal mind is with a brick!)
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:22:51 AM PDT
by
BigFinn
(Obamanation, Obamacide, then Obamaggedon.)
To: illiac
To: maine yankee
Michelle’s the one with all the upper body strength. She would so be dipping him.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:24:05 AM PDT
by
chickpundit
(Sarah Palin - Michele Bachmann 2012)
To: paul51
Just in: The 2009 Winner of the Caldecott Award goes to Barack Obama, for a Children’s book he has not yet written.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:27:12 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
To: RasterMaster
Lol, that’s fantastic, but you gotta get Perez Hilton on that judge’s panel.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:27:39 AM PDT
by
Will88
To: illiac
Barack Obama just chosen Valedictorian of every high school in America for the 2010 graduating classes.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:30:02 AM PDT
by
Will88
To: illiac
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:41:20 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: goodnesswins
If you look around, its probably in there somewhere. It MUST be...
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:21:01 PM PDT
by
blackd77
To: keepitreal
I’ve heard he’s in the running for Miss America, 2010 - but ...Rush Limbaugh is one of the pageant judges. Muwahahaha.
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posted on
10/09/2009 5:19:29 PM PDT
by
altair
(Watch your step! in Obama's America)
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