Posted on 10/09/2009 9:55:22 AM PDT by dirtboy
Obama then flew up into a tree and retrieved a kitten. And got $50 bucks for doing such.
Obama is the new Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World.”
After winning the Indy 500 on foot, President Obama appeared at the Octagon dressed as the `Masked Muslim.’ Frightened by his overpowering `submission’ fighting style, Royce Gracie, Ken Shamrock, Dan Severn, Randy Couture, Mark Coleman, Chuck Liddell & Charles “Mask” Lewis, Jr. all ran away, and he was named Ultimate Fighting Champion of the Known Universe.
...spits into the wind, pulls the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger...
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