Obama Outruns Usain Bolt, Defeats Tiger Woods, Wins Soap Box Derby, Breaks For Lunch

Keith Olbermann

[WestTexasWend]

Afternoon to be devoted to finding Atlantis, Lost Tribes of Israel, inventing perpetual motion machine.

[wazoo1031]

Series, I’ve got tears rolling down my cheeks at these posts! :-)

[Fred Hayek]

I’m waiting for the Chosen One to score eighteen consecutive hole-in-ones. Maybe there would be a face-off between the Chosen One and Dear Leader at the
British Open.

And then the Chosen One is favored to win the Tour de France, taking each stage by a 30 minute margin.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Thanks for the Tiger comparison. it reminded me of the reporters laughing at him in Hawaii. Here's a link be sure to turn up your speakers to hear the witness opinions.