Posted on 10/12/2009 11:44:53 PM PDT by Global2010
OK FReepers.
KV has hand picked his costume for this years contest in our area.
He has not entered this particular contest in 7yrs since he won 2nd prize the last time.
So he is on the comeback.
His choice is.
The Custom Purple Pimp suit w/necklass bling Adorning his WC is Lil Acorns.
He will have some Good Cigars on board (yes they can smoke them where he is going)
For some reason he chose to have a life size stand up attached to the back of his WC of a box of Popcorn.
As his careprovider/mom I am going to dress in a black on black bodyguard suit with a cool wig...background if you will to wheel him up and around. I will play the part (all in fun).
Any other suggestions?
It is important to have the acorns (per as holiday) on his wheels so subtle but some may get the point.
I dont know why he wants the stand up of the huge box of popcorn...perhaps he reads to much around here...
So we could not get a goblet so we may improvise on that..
Any other FRiendly advice.
He is going out for 1st place this year, but it is not winning as much as he wants to smile huge and have a whole lotta fun.
And BTW I thought royal jamacan cigars, we have not much here but willtake advice....dont want to leave his fellow smokers (we dont smoke) with a huge headache.
BTW we dont drink either. But he will play the part.
Any advice for added humour open forum...
(and for the not so ha ha he is open for the flames too...)
OK Adress to Global2010;KingVanity (he has been around so long here we just post under global)
Thanks Guys/Gals.
Bump to the Night Owls.
You could get a “grill” (if you don’t know what this google it) Also see if you can get a bottle of Hennessy or courvoisier if empty just fill with apple juice.
lol. I have no opinion. I will check this out later for the replies.
Cool.
Since he is a quad with a trach the Grill is a total safety hazzard.
But the body guard all in black could gold grill or diamond life grill it.
As for empty bottle of Hennesey em not so much allowed but if he gets a good crowd around him Pimpen dah dopes he could buy a few rounds fer points of Hennessy, even have some at his King Vanity boothe in front of him (even though he wont tough it, some one will suck it up, hah hah)
Thanks for the tips.
Oh and forgot normally we do use a boothe in the back in the corner for dinner, hey we could reserve that and he could totally Flip Wilson.
You could get a “grill” (if you don’t know what this google it) <<<<<<<<<<<<<
LOL, brought back memories of a couple of South Central gangsters in the late 80’s or so, twin brothers who looked identical (except for one detail). Law enforcement referred to them as “Grill” and “No Grill” in order to tell them apart.
He wanted the $4oo pimp suit.
So sorry, budget cuts he get the $60 version.
Plus he does not have an internal heat therm...quad that over heats.
So the lite cheap version in a hot club would be more appro pro.
He is already known in the club as a once in awhile kinda guy.
So comin n blazin is going to be Rich.
This is KVs idea of funny.
He cannot access the puter per head switch anymore but he likes to still have fun so he invited some friends over to sit around his holiday Marine fishing (soon to be cut out by Obama to the UN) tree.
Actual in home visit (I dont think the cardboard is recycled, and since then our doxie ate the feet off of our Dear Sarah and then took down Obama,now legless)
Ta-Da
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It may be too much trouble, but it would be funny if you could figure out a way to hang a chandelier over his chair. And decorate cardboard with tin foil to improvise rims on the wheels. Maybe finagle it in a way to make it look like spinners.
OMG We are laughing sodang hard...
HO HO HO...thank you the last of the broncial asthma issue have now officially cleared.
Lung fossils aborted.
OMG that is sooo funny..
ANd the site he got the Stuff from actually had that bling as an option...
Gonna go Order it. LOL LOL
Thank you for the huge belly laugh.
Oh that is so good.
We have the plastic goblets from years past.
One we use as his med mix and the other has been his Holy Communion goblet for years.
So I KNOW I have non used ones somewhere in the cupboard.
Cool glue gun and some of my beads or glam rocks awesome.
I knew our Owls would be creative.
Thanks so much.
Keep it comin.
The AM crowd will probably crucify KV and me after they drink the super duper coffee.
So thanks night owls. : )
He is laughing so big and really clearing the lungs.
Good Medicine.
We will work it best we can.
Sure gives him something to look forward to after being home bound with the dang abnormal dry dusty but warm days in our area.
Thanks so much for the encouragement.
He has made it out to a few venues despite the lung issues but for home stuff he has been watching the OPB State we are in lectures from the University and some ok but most he gets so dang mad at he starts slapping his body around on his relaxed position because it is all this hyper lefty proffesor touch feely change the light bulbs in your church and we can come in and change your views..unbelievable...and folks pay for there kids to go to these lectures that we get sent to us via media...
I try not to get to wrapped up into blogs that claim this is going on in higher level education but now that it is being piped into his/our living area becuase he does want to keep learning but the crud is horrible.
So yeah we have to have a sense of humor.
He ran into one of his old Lib teachers (cool dude) and he even said KV I think I was wrong in dissing you my guy Obama is tanking.
OK to much night owl talk.
May the peace of the Lord be with you.
Hey Girl did you make it all the way down the posts. LOL
You really should sign up and join the Freepin Crowd.
One of the most beatched about States here is the one you live in but hey second to that is my state.
See ya ...KV and Global
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