German police investigate kebab sauce after attack

news ^ | Fri Oct 16

[JoeProBono]

German police are investigating a chilli sauce to determine whether it was so spicy that it was capable of causing grievous bodily harm when used in an attack. Police took a sample of the sauce from a kebab stand in Bremen's central train station after a kebab salesman threw it into the eyes of a customer during a fight over napkins.

"Legally, the question of whether the spiciness of the kebab sauce constituted 'normal' or grievous bodily harm must be addressed," local police in the northern city said on Friday.

[JoeProBono]

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

More importantly: Was there a skewer involved?

[downtownconservative]

Puts a new twist on the term “sauced”.

[JoeProBono]

[nuconvert]

Yum!

[Dr. Sivana]

Where’s the Crystal hot sauce?!

[JoeProBono]

[downtownconservative]

I used to mix hot sauce and water in a spray bottle to fend off dogs when riding my bike as a kid. If the aim was good, it worked quite well.

PETA will be after me for sure now.

[JoeProBono]

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[SolidWood]

Yum yum. But considering that it's about hot sauce and Germany, I suspect it's about rotating Turkish Doner kebab, rather then the grilled kebab we know from Persian cuisine.

[KosmicKitty]

Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce, a favorite around here

[mikrofon]

Ich bin ein Burntlining

[RichInOC]

If it’s spicy enough to be good, it’s probably spicy enough to burn your eyes if somebody squirts it at you. Where can I buy some?

[Daffynition]

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[QBFimi]

Geez, remind me never to get in a spat at the local taquería!

[Daffynition]

"....hot sauce and Germany, I suspect it's about rotating Turkish Doner kebab.."

So true. It was years and years before I could even stand the smell of lamb cooking when I came back stateside from the M.E. and the pazars' cuisine.

Are the Turks still emigrating to Germany in large numbers?

[JoeProBono]