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B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks
National Post ^ | October 28, 2009 | Canwest News Service

Posted on 10/30/2009 9:38:54 PM PDT by tlb

LANGLEY, B.C. -- Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle -- the latest in a series of similar assaults.

"I just want to know what her problem is," victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. "People like her shouldn't be on the streets."

Mr. Clark was walking in the Brookswood area of Langley in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

"I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me," he said.

That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Mr. Clark said he wasn't aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he "noticed something was missing."

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again with surgery.

It wasn't until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong - the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

Embarrassed by the situation, Mr. Clark didn't go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.

Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Mr. Clark said.

The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five-foot-five and five-foot-seven and 130 pounds with a slim build and brown hair.

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>>>B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks

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Description at least rules out Janeane Garafalo.

1 posted on 10/30/2009 9:38:55 PM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb

She definitely has a bad history with men.


2 posted on 10/30/2009 9:41:53 PM PDT by wastedyears (Clyde Shelton is my hero.)
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To: tlb

Wait until Rush gets ahold of this one -—


3 posted on 10/30/2009 9:44:07 PM PDT by Kansas58
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To: tlb

4 posted on 10/30/2009 9:45:07 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: tlb
Artist's rendition of the alleged assailant...


5 posted on 10/30/2009 9:46:18 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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BOLO

6 posted on 10/30/2009 9:46:58 PM PDT by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: tlb
Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle

Damn. That thing could've rolled anywhere.

Maybe they should put up some posters.

8 posted on 10/30/2009 9:48:15 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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To: wastedyears

Look for my ex.


9 posted on 10/30/2009 9:49:03 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: MARTIAL MONK

I was thinking the same thing.


10 posted on 10/30/2009 9:57:37 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("Do you call it 'unsound method'?" "No method at all," I murmured.)
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To: tlb

I used to date a girl nicknamed Sam, but there’s a reason I avoided girls called “Buster”.


11 posted on 10/30/2009 10:03:20 PM PDT by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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To: tlb
kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

OMG I am in pain now just reading this.

12 posted on 10/30/2009 10:07:22 PM PDT by packrat35 (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.- M Thatcher)
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To: tlb
It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

why??? it's not like he's going to lick them like dog Nuticals

13 posted on 10/30/2009 10:10:28 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: tlb

14 posted on 10/30/2009 10:10:37 PM PDT by OCC
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To: tlb
Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Mr. Clark said. Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.

Hmmmm, wondering what to believe here. No officially reported incidents, but constables somehow know there have been 3 or 4 "similar" assaults. Maybe there's a crazed man-hating groin-kicker on the loose. Or maybe these "victims" are an unlucky subset of the thousands of guys who make rude sexual comments or noises every day to women they encounter on public streets, and just had to come up with a better story when explaining their injuries to medical professionals.

As opposed to the true story, which may have well have gone something like: "Doc, I was just walking down the street minding my own business, when I saw this hot chick coming towards me, and just when she was right next to me I said 'Nice tits! Can I squeeze'em?', and next thing I know her foot is heading straight for my groin and I'm feeling pain like I've never felt in my life before."

15 posted on 10/30/2009 10:13:39 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: GovernmentShrinker

16 posted on 10/30/2009 10:15:20 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: tlb

Wonder if it has anything to do with this?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2374748/posts


17 posted on 10/30/2009 10:24:46 PM PDT by UCANSEE2
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To: OCC; pandoraou812

Har! That’s too funny.


18 posted on 10/30/2009 10:35:00 PM PDT by TigersEye (Democracy sucks!)
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To: tlb

...and meanwhile, GMs from across both the CFL and the NFL want to offer the kicker a contract when she’s caught.


19 posted on 10/30/2009 10:44:18 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: TigersEye
Kinda like that email I sent you with the girl in the ripped jeans, hmmmm? If any girl did that to any of my sons I would hope they would be able to get up & chase her down & kick her in the same area. I think too many girls hit/kick guys & think because they are girls it is ok & that is bs. Young girls are beating up on guys & thinking that because they are women they can & that the guy shouldn't hit back. I disagree.
20 posted on 10/30/2009 11:30:04 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.....................^........................)
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Not many guys are going to get up and chase anything after a kick like that.
Maybe chase a shot with a beer.
21 posted on 10/31/2009 12:41:47 AM PDT by TigersEye (Democracy sucks!)
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To: TigersEye

Very true but if they could then they should. I’ve seen too many teen girls haul off & hit boys for no reason.


22 posted on 10/31/2009 12:57:39 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.....................^........................)
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To: pandoraou812

Yeah, but what honor is there in beating up a girl, OR kicking her back after she’s kicked you like that?


23 posted on 10/31/2009 2:08:20 AM PDT by ROTB ("By any means necessary" is evil. See what God thinks of "rising oceans" in Jeremiah 5:22)
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To: tlb

I dare her to come try that in a CCW state. I’m pretty sure getting kicked in the jibblies is grounds.


24 posted on 10/31/2009 2:36:32 AM PDT by PLMerite (Speak Truth to Stupid.)
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To: packrat35

Me too made my ovaries cramp up.


25 posted on 10/31/2009 2:41:57 AM PDT by Global2010 (Strange We Can Believe In)
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To: Chode

Well someone might enjoy doing that for him.

Definetly not the one who kicked them though.


26 posted on 10/31/2009 2:43:41 AM PDT by Global2010 (Strange We Can Believe In)
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To: ROTB

To heck with honor. Any person(male or female)who kicks a person for no reason deserves a good butt stomping.


27 posted on 10/31/2009 5:14:07 AM PDT by seemoAR
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To: ROTB
When it comes it kicking a guy in that area so severely then I think honor has nothing to do with it. She needs a dose of her own medicine. It isn't like she knows these guys. She is kicking men because she can.

When my 4 sons were teens I noticed girls were getting more violent then they had been when I was a teen. I told my sons you never hit a girl however if some nut kicked one of my boys I wouldn't give a fig if they kicked her back. I still want grandkids. And she needs to be caught & locked up .

28 posted on 10/31/2009 11:27:15 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.....................^........................)
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