Skip to comments.B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks
Posted on 10/30/2009 9:38:54 PM PDT by tlb
LANGLEY, B.C. -- Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle -- the latest in a series of similar assaults.
"I just want to know what her problem is," victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. "People like her shouldn't be on the streets."
Mr. Clark was walking in the Brookswood area of Langley in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.
"I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me," he said.
That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.
Mr. Clark said he wasn't aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he "noticed something was missing."
He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again with surgery.
It wasn't until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong - the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.
Embarrassed by the situation, Mr. Clark didn't go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.
Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Mr. Clark said.
The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five-foot-five and five-foot-seven and 130 pounds with a slim build and brown hair.
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Description at least rules out Janeane Garafalo.
She definitely has a bad history with men.
Wait until Rush gets ahold of this one -—
Damn. That thing could've rolled anywhere.
Maybe they should put up some posters.
Look for my ex.
I was thinking the same thing.
I used to date a girl nicknamed Sam, but there’s a reason I avoided girls called “Buster”.
OMG I am in pain now just reading this.
why??? it's not like he's going to lick them like dog Nuticals
Hmmmm, wondering what to believe here. No officially reported incidents, but constables somehow know there have been 3 or 4 "similar" assaults. Maybe there's a crazed man-hating groin-kicker on the loose. Or maybe these "victims" are an unlucky subset of the thousands of guys who make rude sexual comments or noises every day to women they encounter on public streets, and just had to come up with a better story when explaining their injuries to medical professionals.
As opposed to the true story, which may have well have gone something like: "Doc, I was just walking down the street minding my own business, when I saw this hot chick coming towards me, and just when she was right next to me I said 'Nice tits! Can I squeeze'em?', and next thing I know her foot is heading straight for my groin and I'm feeling pain like I've never felt in my life before."
Wonder if it has anything to do with this?
Har! That’s too funny.
...and meanwhile, GMs from across both the CFL and the NFL want to offer the kicker a contract when she’s caught.
Very true but if they could then they should. I’ve seen too many teen girls haul off & hit boys for no reason.
Yeah, but what honor is there in beating up a girl, OR kicking her back after she’s kicked you like that?
I dare her to come try that in a CCW state. I’m pretty sure getting kicked in the jibblies is grounds.
Me too made my ovaries cramp up.
Well someone might enjoy doing that for him.
Definetly not the one who kicked them though.
To heck with honor. Any person(male or female)who kicks a person for no reason deserves a good butt stomping.
When my 4 sons were teens I noticed girls were getting more violent then they had been when I was a teen. I told my sons you never hit a girl however if some nut kicked one of my boys I wouldn't give a fig if they kicked her back. I still want grandkids. And she needs to be caught & locked up .
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