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B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks
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| October 28, 2009
| Canwest News Service
Posted on 10/30/2009 9:38:54 PM PDT by tlb
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>>>B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks
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Description at least rules out Janeane Garafalo.
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:38:55 PM PDT
by
tlb
To: tlb
She definitely has a bad history with men.
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:41:53 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Clyde Shelton is my hero.)
To: tlb
Wait until Rush gets ahold of this one -—
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:44:07 PM PDT
by
Kansas58
To: tlb
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:45:07 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: tlb
Artist's rendition of the alleged assailant...
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:46:18 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
BOLO
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:46:58 PM PDT
by
D-fendr
(Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: tlb
Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle Damn. That thing could've rolled anywhere.
Maybe they should put up some posters.
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:48:15 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
To: wastedyears
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:49:03 PM PDT
by
MARTIAL MONK
(I'm waiting for the POP!)
To: MARTIAL MONK
I was thinking the same thing.
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posted on
10/30/2009 9:57:37 PM PDT
by
VanShuyten
("Do you call it 'unsound method'?" "No method at all," I murmured.)
To: tlb
I used to date a girl nicknamed Sam, but there’s a reason I avoided girls called “Buster”.
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posted on
10/30/2009 10:03:20 PM PDT
by
ArmstedFragg
(hoaxy dopey changey)
To: tlb
kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen. OMG I am in pain now just reading this.
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posted on
10/30/2009 10:07:22 PM PDT
by
packrat35
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.- M Thatcher)
To: tlb
It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas. why??? it's not like he's going to lick them like dog Nuticals
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posted on
10/30/2009 10:10:28 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: tlb
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posted on
10/30/2009 10:10:37 PM PDT
by
OCC
To: tlb
Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Mr. Clark said. Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.Hmmmm, wondering what to believe here. No officially reported incidents, but constables somehow know there have been 3 or 4 "similar" assaults. Maybe there's a crazed man-hating groin-kicker on the loose. Or maybe these "victims" are an unlucky subset of the thousands of guys who make rude sexual comments or noises every day to women they encounter on public streets, and just had to come up with a better story when explaining their injuries to medical professionals.
As opposed to the true story, which may have well have gone something like: "Doc, I was just walking down the street minding my own business, when I saw this hot chick coming towards me, and just when she was right next to me I said 'Nice tits! Can I squeeze'em?', and next thing I know her foot is heading straight for my groin and I'm feeling pain like I've never felt in my life before."
To: GovernmentShrinker
To: tlb
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posted on
10/30/2009 10:24:46 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
To: OCC; pandoraou812
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posted on
10/30/2009 10:35:00 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Democracy sucks!)
To: tlb
...and meanwhile, GMs from across both the CFL and the NFL want to offer the kicker a contract when she’s caught.
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posted on
10/30/2009 10:44:18 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: TigersEye
Kinda like that email I sent you with the girl in the ripped jeans, hmmmm? If any girl did that to any of my sons I would hope they would be able to get up & chase her down & kick her in the same area. I think too many girls hit/kick guys & think because they are girls it is ok & that is bs. Young girls are beating up on guys & thinking that because they are women they can & that the guy shouldn't hit back. I disagree.
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posted on
10/30/2009 11:30:04 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
(Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.....................^........................)
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