[The Comedian]

So what would be your answer if there were no questions about Obama’s eligibility?

I assume you meant to ask "What would your question be if there were no questions about Obama's eligibility?"

If he hadn't written, or rather Bill Ayers hadn't written in his autobiography that Barack Sr. was a British citizen, therefore Barry Jr simply can't be a natural born US citizen, my question would be the following:

Why have you sealed all of your educational records, and who paid your university tuition?

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[Mr. Blonde]

The way I understood your post, these court cases are the answer to having a president doing things you don’t like.

My question is what would be your suggestion if there were no questions about his eligibility. How would you then suggest to deal with a president you don’t like?