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Bra that can be used as a golf putting mat
The Telegraph - UK ^
| 11/11/2009
| Harriet Alexander
Posted on 11/13/2009 8:30:28 PM PST by Lmo56
Triumph have designed the new bra to appeal to Japan's busy golfing women.
The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5m-long putting mat.
When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory "Nice shot!".
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bra; green; putting
Only the Japanese ...
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posted on
11/13/2009 8:30:29 PM PST
by
Lmo56
To: Lmo56
Gives new meaning to “finding the bottom of the cup” though....
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posted on
11/13/2009 8:35:04 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(TOTUS fails and POtuS becomes a phuttering stuck.)
To: Lmo56
I bet those aluminum cups feel comfortable this time of year.
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posted on
11/13/2009 8:42:34 PM PST
by
fso301
To: fso301
Changing “witches” to “nips” and “brass” to “aluminum” isn’t working for me.
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posted on
11/13/2009 8:50:21 PM PST
by
REDWOOD99
To: Lmo56
These people are so strange.
5
posted on
11/13/2009 8:56:50 PM PST
by
submarinerswife
("If I win I can't 't be stopped! If I lose I shall be dead." - George S. Patton)
To: jessduntno
Kind of like the difference between “putting out” and “putting out”.
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posted on
11/13/2009 8:57:51 PM PST
by
fhayek
To: Lmo56
Sinking a putt will require great accuracy.
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posted on
11/13/2009 9:05:11 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(TIME Person Of The Year, 2006 (Look it up!).)
To: fhayek
“Kind of like the difference between putting out and putting out.”
hahahahaha...good one...you REALLY would’nt want to have her “putting out” and hear “you’re still away”
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posted on
11/13/2009 9:16:06 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(TOTUS fails and POtuS becomes a phuttering stuck.)
To: submarinerswife
These people are so strange.Hell, I'm strange, eccentric even.
This is bizarre. And interesting, in a golfing sorta way. 1.3 meters? Wrapped where? And how, is the big question. We talking about velcro?
Yes, I am going to hell. And yes, I will continue to ask questions.
Are we there yet?
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
Can you imagine entering Ms. Executrix's office while show is "deploying" the putting mat?
To: Company Man
Can you imagine entering Ms. Executrix’s office while she is “deploying” the putting mat?
To: Lmo56
OK there is no possible good that can come from this.
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posted on
11/13/2009 10:28:15 PM PST
by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: Lmo56
"I'll show you the meaning of the word respect round eye..."
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posted on
11/13/2009 10:31:25 PM PST
by
montyspython
("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
To: fhayek
"Would you like to play a round?"
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posted on
11/13/2009 11:34:25 PM PST
by
john in springfield
(One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
To: Lmo56
Epic Win.
To: Lmo56
And if your boobs are bigger than a tin cup?
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posted on
11/14/2009 4:40:41 AM PST
by
dangus
(Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
To: dangus
For us BIG AMERICAN WOMEN we have a bra that converts to a device to practice shooting hoops.
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posted on
11/14/2009 7:08:13 AM PST
by
left that other site
(Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
To: Lmo56
This thread is worthless without (more) pictures.
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