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Bra that can be used as a golf putting mat
The Telegraph - UK ^ | 11/11/2009 | Harriet Alexander

Posted on 11/13/2009 8:30:28 PM PST by Lmo56

Triumph have designed the new bra to appeal to Japan's busy golfing women.

The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5m-long putting mat.

When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory "Nice shot!".

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bra; green; putting
Only the Japanese ...
1 posted on 11/13/2009 8:30:29 PM PST by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

Gives new meaning to “finding the bottom of the cup” though....


2 posted on 11/13/2009 8:35:04 PM PST by jessduntno (TOTUS fails and POtuS becomes a phuttering stuck.)
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To: Lmo56

I bet those aluminum cups feel comfortable this time of year.


3 posted on 11/13/2009 8:42:34 PM PST by fso301
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To: fso301

Changing “witches” to “nips” and “brass” to “aluminum” isn’t working for me.


4 posted on 11/13/2009 8:50:21 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Lmo56

These people are so strange.


5 posted on 11/13/2009 8:56:50 PM PST by submarinerswife ("If I win I can't 't be stopped! If I lose I shall be dead." - George S. Patton)
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To: jessduntno

Kind of like the difference between “putting out” and “putting out”.


6 posted on 11/13/2009 8:57:51 PM PST by fhayek
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To: Lmo56

Sinking a putt will require great accuracy.


7 posted on 11/13/2009 9:05:11 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (TIME Person Of The Year, 2006 (Look it up!).)
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To: fhayek

“Kind of like the difference between “putting out” and “putting out”.”

hahahahaha...good one...you REALLY would’nt want to have her “putting out” and hear “you’re still away”


8 posted on 11/13/2009 9:16:06 PM PST by jessduntno (TOTUS fails and POtuS becomes a phuttering stuck.)
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To: submarinerswife
These people are so strange.

Hell, I'm strange, eccentric even.

This is bizarre. And interesting, in a golfing sorta way. 1.3 meters? Wrapped where? And how, is the big question. We talking about velcro?

Yes, I am going to hell. And yes, I will continue to ask questions.

Are we there yet?

/johnny

9 posted on 11/13/2009 9:18:45 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Can you imagine entering Ms. Executrix's office while show is "deploying" the putting mat?
10 posted on 11/13/2009 9:31:48 PM PST by Company Man
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To: Company Man

Can you imagine entering Ms. Executrix’s office while she is “deploying” the putting mat?


11 posted on 11/13/2009 9:32:32 PM PST by Company Man
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To: Lmo56

OK there is no possible good that can come from this.


12 posted on 11/13/2009 10:28:15 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Lmo56

"I'll show you the meaning of the word respect round eye..."

13 posted on 11/13/2009 10:31:25 PM PST by montyspython ("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
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To: fhayek
"Would you like to play a round?"
14 posted on 11/13/2009 11:34:25 PM PST by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: Lmo56

Epic Win.

15 posted on 11/14/2009 3:48:12 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lmo56

And if your boobs are bigger than a tin cup?


16 posted on 11/14/2009 4:40:41 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: dangus

For us BIG AMERICAN WOMEN we have a bra that converts to a device to practice shooting hoops.


17 posted on 11/14/2009 7:08:13 AM PST by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: Lmo56

This thread is worthless without (more) pictures.


18 posted on 11/14/2009 7:25:05 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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