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The Ultimate Stimulus Package: Obama Condoms
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Posted on 11/14/2009 8:30:11 PM PST by EdnaMode

Barack Obama is going to change the United States...one condom at a time. These real condoms wrapped up in Obama endorsed packaging will have everyone longing for some stimulus. You can either buy them separately or in packs of 3. The condoms inside are Durex brand latex condoms. These Obama Condoms are the ultimate stimulus package!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: condoms; economy; obama; stimulus
Would make a great gag Christmas gift:D
1 posted on 11/14/2009 8:30:11 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

I’ll bet Chris Matthews would rather wrap the real Obama around himself.


2 posted on 11/14/2009 8:32:54 PM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: EdnaMode
Where boners go to die.


3 posted on 11/14/2009 8:33:33 PM PST by library user
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To: EdnaMode

ribbed?


4 posted on 11/14/2009 8:51:37 PM PST by smokingfrog (Well, are you gonna draw those pistols or whistle Dixie? Spit!)
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To: EdnaMode

I wish Obama’s sleazebag father had worn a condom 45 years ago.


5 posted on 11/14/2009 8:53:22 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: EdnaMode
I makes sense...
Since obongo took office, we are all f****d
6 posted on 11/14/2009 8:55:20 PM PST by GregoTX (When people find they can vote themselves money it will herald the end of the republic. Ben Franklin)
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To: EdnaMode

I would venture to guess they tear.


7 posted on 11/14/2009 9:00:28 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: EdnaMode

Waffle flavored?


8 posted on 11/14/2009 9:01:29 PM PST by Soothesayer9
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To: EdnaMode

“Would make a great gag Christmas gift:D “

Sure they would. Just like OBambi, they’re STEAL belted.


9 posted on 11/14/2009 9:07:08 PM PST by Rembrandt
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To: EdnaMode

“Sold for the prevention of prosperity only”


10 posted on 11/14/2009 9:17:01 PM PST by bigbob
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To: EdnaMode

Let me guess...finger cots?


11 posted on 11/14/2009 9:30:04 PM PST by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: EdnaMode
obamafinger2
12 posted on 11/14/2009 9:49:09 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: EdnaMode

Put a ****head on your ****head?


13 posted on 11/15/2009 1:58:11 AM PST by TigersEye (0bama is our first Port of Entry President - I hope he goes home.)
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To: EdnaMode

stimulus you can count on:/


14 posted on 11/15/2009 4:19:29 AM PST by sunny48
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To: EdnaMode
Spreading HIV/AIDS is in the porkulus package.
15 posted on 11/18/2009 2:30:13 AM PST by myknowledge (F-22 Raptor: World's Largest Distributor of Sukhoi parts!)
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