Skip to comments.A sneak peak of Levi Johnston's pose on Playgirl
Posted on 11/17/2009 6:32:30 PM PST by Justaham
Here's the first teaser image
Looks like a young, gay Mike Piazza.
I don’t see the words DOUCHE BAG
Fail to see anything sexy about this skank.
That’s what I like to look at, a big hairy arm pit!
Who posed this kid?
Wow, nice awkward head tilt. Can’t wait to see him act.
Soro’s towel boy?
A big, hairy, WET armpit.
Is that pose before or after he picked up the soap?
Levi Johnston: New Poster Boy for Gay Men across America
LOL ... that may be his best feature.
I didn’t tell ya, but he’s coming to our house for Thanksgiving dinner.
I’ll letcha know............
He’s just trying to raise lots of child support for his child I am sure.
He’ll make some gay sugar daddy very happy (even as ole’ Levi stabs him in the back a the old man pays for all Levi’s indulgences.) It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Enjoy prostitution Levi. That is all you have left in Hollywierd and in the halls of power.
He is a handsome kid but I have a feeling he is stupid.
There are some other heads that would look awesome up there.
He is already a prostitute of lies, but now I add sexual prostitution. You know too the money he has made will be wasted as he is no man of principle, character, nor discretion. A fool and his money are soon parted and we all know what a fool ole’ Levi is.
I’m glad its not in Smell-o-vision.
Im glad he takes showers.
He’s being played like a country fiddle and later on those lavishing him will turn him out like trash. A hard fall’s a comin’ to Levi and prayers that he turns off the path of dark foolishness.
What else can he do?
It is best that we pray for this teenage child to grow up
into a mature man. A man that God can use. At this moment
in time, he is being extorted. How sad.
If we keep watching him, frighteningly enough, he may show us.
There are rumors he’s not showing his peen. Maybe he’s got tiny meat or sporting a short revolver.
He looks dirty, even in the shower. What is it with guys nowadays not wanting to be clean shaven? I find that look gross.
K-Fed is glad that there’s finally somebody in the world that makes him look classy by comparison.
You are SO lucky I haven’t eaten dinner yet. He is a disgusting, vile, nasty looking cockroach(My apologies to roaches) Thank God Tripp has a wonderful mother and supportive family. A guy like this, who is clearly F’ed up in the head, should NOT be allowed to see his son. He doesn’t care about him anyway. All he wants is fame, mark my words, in a few years, maybe sooner then that, you will hear that he was found dead of a drug overdose. I already see the writing on the wall
A big, hairy, WET armpit. Wow, sexy.
Eeeeewww Levi! Get your clothes on. No one wants to see your naked body and laugh!
My words exactly, right down to the cap "WET." LOL.
I agree. I my consider witchcraft to make this man disappear on planet earth.
He’ll get busted in a restroom stall within a year
Add....GAY sexual prostitute...
Heh. I assume Andy Sullivan’s right next to him.
I predict that within a year he will be earning less than $100 per day making low budget gay porn.
LOL! My first thought, too.
“Dude! If you’re going for the gay crowd, shave the pits!”
I can’t wait until this idiot’s 15 minutes of fame are up. HOWEVER...I can’t help but encourage him. If he gets really rich, really fast and the Palin Family works fast enough, that GrandBaby of theirs is Set. For. Life. :)
He’s a fool on SO many levels. He won’t see it until he’s 50 or so and Entertainment Tonight is doing an expose on, “Where Are They Now?” in 2040. Bwaaa-Haa-Haa!
I noticed he hasn’t any chest hair either. Sissified by some photographer that made him wax all over except his stanky pit. More chickification of America.
Nah, the ‘bear’ gay crowd likes that. All the others love International Male. HAHAHAHAA!
Does he EVER see his son? What’s the deal with that, I never hear him say anything about his child, only his bashing of Sarah.
Yep. That is basically what Sarah said during her Oprah interview yesterday. That he’s a teenage kid who is being led by ill-intentioned people (and money). And hopefully he will wake up to reality soon.
He is an attractive guy; but he could use his “talents” on such better things. You know, like, having a real job or going to school full-time or going to a trade school or joining the service...and supporting his child.
He can give a rats ass about his son. I have come to the conclusion that he targeted Bristol from day 1, knowing she was the Governor’s daughter, to get publicity for himself. But when she ran for Vice President, it was like he won the grand prize. If the media was in Sarah’s corner you would NEVER see this schmuck on TV. Because they hate her, they promote him. That is what his Obama handlers have told him to do, to trash her, thus getting more publicity for his sorry ass
His mama must be SO proud.
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My God, these gaypunks are now ‘running’ the USA.
I’m glad my AF immigrant grandfather isn’t alive to see this.