The Postal Service's finest
1 posted on
11/18/2009 1:30:20 PM PST by
iowamark
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To: iowamark
Look I am hungry for your noodles. Now leave me alone or no more post for you!
2 posted on
11/18/2009 1:31:58 PM PST by
corkoman
To: iowamark
To: iowamark
“Pflughaupt, a 17-year employee of the U.S. Postal Service...”
Yep...
4 posted on
11/18/2009 1:33:24 PM PST by
jessduntno
(TOTUS flutters and gets stuck and POtuS becomes a Futtering Stuck.)
To: iowamark
That dude looks like a lesbian to me.
6 posted on
11/18/2009 1:34:30 PM PST by
subterfuge
(BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
To: iowamark
oh geeees. somebody put something on one of the stamps she licked?
7 posted on
11/18/2009 1:34:42 PM PST by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. May yur bandwidth exceed your girth)
To: iowamark
Alcoholism is a terrible thing to live with...
8 posted on
11/18/2009 1:35:35 PM PST by
Bobalu
(I AM JIM THOMPSON)
To: iowamark
11 posted on
11/18/2009 1:37:30 PM PST by
FTJM
To: iowamark
It's not easy being Mickey Rooney's love child.
12 posted on
11/18/2009 1:37:37 PM PST by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: iowamark
GUILTY
To: iowamark; Slings and Arrows
Kristine A. Pflughaupt, 46, of Marion, was charged with public intoxication Nov. 3 after she was found sitting on the kitchen floor of a house at 260 Sixth Avenue, eating leftover noodles from Marie O’Kelly’s refrigerator. 
"Newman!!!"
14 posted on
11/18/2009 1:37:50 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
To: iowamark; Slings and Arrows
Guess the Taco Bell was to far to drive to.
15 posted on
11/18/2009 1:38:31 PM PST by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123)
To: iowamark
Guilty as a dog eating his own feces.
16 posted on
11/18/2009 1:38:48 PM PST by
Cyber Liberty
(Ram "Health Care Reform" down our throats in '09, and we'll ram it up your @ss in '10.)
To: iowamark
18 posted on
11/18/2009 1:41:25 PM PST by
b4its2late
(Before you can control a horse, you have to break it. Sound familiar?)
To: iowamark
You've heard of "Don't Hassle the Hoff"?
Well, in this case, don't Pflug with the Haupt
19 posted on
11/18/2009 1:42:37 PM PST by
Mac from Cleveland
(Dreams from My Father--food, shelter, and education from some typical white folks)
To: iowamark
For a second I wondered if this was my old postman in college (university of Dayton)...OJ.
He’d walk into your house either announcing himself or walk by you to go into the kitchen and see what kind of mixers you had in the fridge for the bottle of vodka he carried in his bag.
The guy was a classic!!!
20 posted on
11/18/2009 1:42:55 PM PST by
MNlurker
To: iowamark
Preliminary breath tests showed her blood alcohol content to be .281, police said. Woah. That's pretty seriously polluted. She probably remembers none of it.
21 posted on
11/18/2009 1:43:06 PM PST by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: iowamark
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat of day nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from the swift consumption of their ordered rounds of drinks”
22 posted on
11/18/2009 1:43:14 PM PST by
Oztrich Boy
(Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole)
To: iowamark
24 posted on
11/18/2009 1:49:25 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: iowamark
Thirty lashes with a wet noodle!
26 posted on
11/18/2009 1:51:45 PM PST by
Palladin
(Holder and Obama terrorize New Yorkers.)
To: iowamark
Watch the union get her a promotion.
Wasn’t Obamateur looking for a Postmaster General? This creature would fit in well with the rest of his primate cabinet.
27 posted on
11/18/2009 1:52:53 PM PST by
IronJack
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