Man mauled after trying to have picnic with bear in Swiss zoo

http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^

[tioga]

The poor bear!

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m cozying up to a couple of wild predators right now. Fortunately, they can be appeased with kitty treats.

[JRios1968]

Guess he shouldn’t have dressed as a picnic basket...

[glock rocks]

The authorities shot the wrong target. Had I been on the scene, I’d have offered coffee and donuts prior to their assault. Give it time, men, let it work out as nature would intend... here, have a nice donut. Mmmmm... donuts....

[tubebender]

First Wife and I will be dining with a pack of wild animals around 2PM today. FW won’t let me keep a loaded gun in the house when they are here and I don’t know if it is to protect the animals or to protect me...

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> “Here’s ur sign!”

Oh dang, that’s good!

Who runs the FReePun list? Ah well, a day late and a dollar short, that’s me.

Thanks for the chuckle tho.

[SouthTexas]

He pounced after the man climbed onto a wall surrounding and jumped 20 feet into his home.

Looks justified to me. :)