Posted on 12/02/2009 8:14:19 AM PST by Justaham
Tiger Woods has just released the following statement on his website:
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
(Excerpt) Read more at tmz.com ...
Fixed it.
So Tiger and his wife are having breakfast.
Wife- “What’s this in the Enquirer?”
Tiger- “Er, um, those jeans sure do make you look FAT!”
Not a good way to start the day.
Sometime in the afternoon Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room.
His wife sits down next to him and asks “What on the TV?”
“Dust” he replied.
and the wife fuming from the earlier insensitive comment storms off in a huff saying something about “Tiger sleeping outside until he becomes a little more domesticated”.
Tiger puts a hand to forehead saying to himself “Geesh!”
They didn’t speak to each other for the rest of the night. Tiger fell asleep on the couch, in the media room and at 2 in the morning, heard the screech of a banchee and something about a “...G&)*&damn toilet down or up...!” realizing he committed a capital offense by leaving the toilet seat up, he rubs his eyes and fumbles looking for his car keys.
Making a hasty retreat to the garage his wife cuts him off. She is breathing heavy, with her hair everywhere and stuff coming out of her eyes. Additionally, she is nervously gripping a 3 Wood and suddenly screams “What’s with the car keys Mr. Can’t do anything wrong? Hmmm? Going to see your harlot? Well, thanks for pointing out My Fat ass, which just took a dunk in gold plated toilet”.
Tiger laughed a little, nervously and because the whole thing was just funny and that is when she lost it.
That is all took and she screamed “You a Tiger? Humph!! I am the Lion and Queen of this jungle. I am in the mood to go hunting, game on!”.
Then she started swinging.
A bit a long story but that may be what happened. /S
Slick Woody needs a bimbo eruption team
I guess this means he has been cheating on his wife.
Public figures caught screwing around always seem to say something like this ... as if one has to be "perfect" or "without faults" to avoid being an adulterer. Sorry, turkey.
I committed Adultery.
My wife lost complet trust in me but she Did Not Kick my ass with a Nine Iron.
IOW Guilty!
Way to go Tiger. Hope you learned your lesson that sex on the side can be a very dangerous liason.
Hope that spare room is nice cause you are not going to be spooning with the beautiful Dame you took vows with for quite a long time.
Cold showers are your friend.
He’s been taking notes from da president.
“If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must master it.”
- Genesis 4:7
He also let young people down by turning them on to an old man’s game like golf rather than real sports like football, baseball and hockey.
ROFL!
That pic is hilarious!
Did you make that one?
Tiger Woods Statement - “I Let My PANTS Down.....”
We are all susceptible to temptation.
Without even reading what he had to say I can assure everybody that every word was crafted by his PR people.
“Bitch set me up”
Nope. I got three different emails with it in them today....
World’s greatest golfer confronts an unplayable lie.
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