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Let The Tiger Jokes Begin...
Self | 12-3-09 | Bushbacker1

Posted on 12/03/2009 6:03:15 AM PST by Road Warrior ‘04

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To: Bushbacker1

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and David Letterman? Tiger Woods never broke any Human Resources Policies at CBS - haw haw haw - oh wait, that’s not funny.


41 posted on 12/03/2009 6:48:07 AM PST by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: Bushbacker1

What do Tiger Woods and Pres Obama have in common?

They both blame everything on Bush.


42 posted on 12/03/2009 7:03:18 AM PST by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Bushbacker1

Tiger’s love life, up until recently, has been like that Nike Golf commercial. He could juggle it, and then hit it on the fly.


43 posted on 12/03/2009 7:06:02 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Bushbacker1
Tiger should have continued to whack his own driver without the use of a caddie.
44 posted on 12/03/2009 7:10:40 AM PST by MGMSwordsman
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To: hennie pennie

No it was in Chit chat.


45 posted on 12/03/2009 7:16:46 AM PST by Marty62 (former Marty60)
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To: sunmars

IMHO, the guy’s has seriously serious issues that go to the core of his being. Seems like he’d cheat with just about anyone, with no thought whatsoever to the dangers...forget getting caught! What about contracting and passing on an STD...how ‘bout HIV? Who the heck knows these days! Just plain lunacy. Hard to think of someone like Tiger as stupid or ignorant, but to take such great risks...where does that come from?


46 posted on 12/03/2009 7:17:08 AM PST by nfldgirl
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To: kittymyrib
He’s changed his name from “Tiger” to “Tom Cat”

He changed his name from Tiger to Cheetah.
47 posted on 12/03/2009 7:19:01 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Bushbacker1

He made a hole in two, just not on the green!


48 posted on 12/03/2009 7:21:58 AM PST by djf (Maybe life ain't about the doing - maybe it's just the trying... Hey, I don't make the rules!)
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To: GQuagmire
I have and use a 64 degree wedge regularly. Then again I’m a 19 handicap

19?

Sounds like you use it twice on every hole.

49 posted on 12/03/2009 7:35:19 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
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To: USS Alaska; Big Giant Head

First day I used it I chipped in from off the green twice. One for birdie and one for par. Since then more skulling than not. Only when there is is plenty of grass underneath is when I’ll use it now....


50 posted on 12/03/2009 7:48:17 AM PST by GQuagmire ( Driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ)
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To: GQuagmire; verga
Q. What is the worst golf foursome to play behind?
A. O.J Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy and Tiger Woods.

OJ’s a slicer, Monica’s a hooker, Ted can’t drive over water, and Tiger never knows what hole he wants to play.

51 posted on 12/03/2009 8:15:11 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is an EVIL like no other, and must be ERADICATED. Barack OBORTION is a close second.)
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To: TexasCajun

Plus don’t forget I never had anything to do with Larry Sinclair!!!


52 posted on 12/03/2009 8:49:50 AM PST by danamco
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To: Bushbacker1

Why in the world does anyone care what some golfer does? It isn’t as if he is some kind of celebrity because he follows a dimpled ball around large green spaces.


53 posted on 12/03/2009 9:37:14 AM PST by Penn_Cajun
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To: Penn_Cajun
Disparage the man, not the game. Golf is a great sport, of which I partake regularly.
54 posted on 12/03/2009 2:16:28 PM PST by Road Warrior ‘04 ( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
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To: FatherofFive

Actually, the Tiger jokes write themselves. Look at his sponsors:

EA Sports —> “It’s in the game.”
Gatorade —> “It’s in you.”
Nike —> “Just do it.”

See, no effort required!


55 posted on 12/03/2009 2:22:26 PM PST by ILikeBourbon
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