Posted on 12/07/2009 5:46:11 AM PST by Frantzie
PORNSTAR Holly Sampson last night became the seventh woman to be named as a mistress of golf star Tiger Woods.
The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is the star of such films as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2".
She has not yet spoken about her involvement with Tiger, 33.
It follows the emergence of 'mistress number six' Cori Rist, 31, who is said to have met Tiger, 33, in a New York club last year.
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It appears he is going through the alphabet- every one`s last name starts with a different letter
“she was a playmate, blond, hot, very hot.”
I bet her cho-chaw is hot, very hot with STDs....like the other skanks. I don’t have a clue how in the world Mrs. Tiger could stay married to this man who is a man-whore. It looks like he has an addiction. It is too sad for the children but they need a better role model. Maybe if Tiger gets some real help to change the marraige could be saved but it will take real effort on both parts.
Don't kid yourself.
>> It will be interesting to see the reception that will be shown at the different golf events he attends next year.
It may not matter, because from this point forward his golf may suck. It will be interesting to see how well he golfs — same as before (sociopath?) or if guilt + distraction messes with his game.
>> documented bill of health before he proceeded. Likely?
HA! I wonder if he even bothered to put one of those little sock protectors over his putter.
He is a serial adulterer. He deserves all the bad karma coming his way.
1. Tiger will announce he is taking one year off from golf to get his life back in order. He will not play any tournaments in 2010.
2. Now, assuming I'm wrong, and let's face it, there is no way I could be, if he plays the PGA had better provide MASSIVE security and be prepared to arrest and convict people who protest or seek their 15 minutes of infamy,...as such:
a. Masses of photographers at every point, even more than normal.
b. Women who will expose themselves on TV for instant fame.
c. Uncivil drunks,...yes even more drunks than the usual PGA assholes yelling "Go in the hole!" which I sure will have a double meaning.
d. Potential fights breaking out on the course between protestors, drunks, and Tiger supporters.
My actual prediction is that he will 'retire' from golf. Permanently. The shame and embarrassment will be too much for him. If he does resume playing I predict he will never win again. No way he will ever again be able to focus on golf as he has in the past. He is finished. Period.
Agree his golf maybe an entirely different game now. But I’m interested in seeing the response from the crowd [public] towards his actions. Do they approve, care less or have no opinion to express.
Tiger has evolved into a laughing stock. I never bought the claim that he is the world’s greatest athlete. His marriage maybe was just a sham to get endorsements.
So I suppose the question is will he wind up at a course or a whole tourney? I’m betting that by the time this is done even Gene Simmons will shocked.
About now, it may be occuring to Liger that he should perhaps disconnect his cable tv or blow up his satellite dish....
As for NBC, CBS and the Golf Channel, they had better be prepared for girls flashing Tiger boobs and worse. I would not preclude panties and room keys being tossed at him in his backswing.
Believe me, this will be a 3-ring circus. But I anticipate hearing any day now that he will not be playing any events in 2010.
I think he’ll golf better. By the time the tour starts again this will all be past so there won’t be a distraction, and having now “come clean” there’s really no guilt or burden of a secret. Psychologically the worst part of secrets is keeping them, once they’re blown open in general there’s a sense of relief.
Golf fans are not a rowdy bunch. My guess is the ones that disapprove won’t boo and hold up signs... they just won’t watch him.
You’re right though, the aftermath of Cheetah’s indiscretion will be an interesting social study, with (perhaps) conclusions to be drawn about the character of the country (or lack thereof).
Unless he was assiduously wearing a condom, wasn't he worried about making more little Tigers?
At this rate he could have ended up like Evander Holyfield, working the rest of his life to pay for his illegitimate kids.
But if he had to, I guess it's better to be doing it playing golf than getting your brains beat in.
You are correct in so many ways.
Tiger was in bed with another one. After he finished, he got up and started getting dressed. The lady looks up and says, “Just once? Jack Nicholas never stopped at just one!” So Tiger hops back in the sack and manages to do it again. Exhausted, he starts putting on his clothes.
“Only two? On his worst day Jack Nicholas never stopped at two!” Tiger picks up his cell phone and starts dialing.
“Who are you calling?” she asks. Tiger responds, “I’m calling Jack Nicholas. I want to find out what’s par for this hole.”
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