[GregoTX]

My wife passed a law in our house that states doggies are not allowed on the furniture, and this law has had only limited success.

I guess the lesson here is that only legislative action is powerful enough to overcome instinct.

[Slings and Arrows]

When I was a child, my parents passed a similar law regarding dogs and beds. The result was that every time they came home, they heard a loud “thump” come from their bedroom.