Skip to comments.VANITY: Introducing the Viking Kitties
Posted on 01/02/2010 7:06:29 PM PST by Atom Smasher
I had encountered a thread yesterday where there was actually a 6 month old FReeper who did not know who the Viking Kitties were, and appeared distressed over what being ZOTted meant. I have been a lurker since 2000, & only recently myself started posting. So, if its alright with the other FReepers, I would like to give a brief introduction of just a few of the Viking Kitties for the benefit of legitimate newcomers:
There's a certain FReeper named Darkwing, ZOTTING a troll is his thing, If you put yourself on the spot You'll get the ZOT And then we will all get the Ping!
A FReeper named Fifty em em, Will come up to you saying "ahem" If you're part of a plot You'll get the ZOT Then your scheme will be foiled by them!
And then of course there's Darksheare, Now let me make this quite clear, If you insult the lot You'll get the ZOT And no one will shed a tear!
Lets not forget Old Sarge, He makes his point quite large, If you swear like a sot You'll get the ZOT And then you'll know who's in charge!
And last but not least are the mods, With whom you don't want to be at odds, They'll pull out their lasers And also their tasers And fry your demoRat bods!
....& never, ever forget to listen for the creatures purring in the shadows!
Been a long time since I saw a viking kitty on here.
OK, not a PING, I don’t have a list; but someone else used BUMP before I got here...
The original Viking Kitten video seems to be no longer available because of a lawsuit by the copyright owner of the Led Zeppelin song.
But I found it here, at least for the moment:
weasel = wessel
We lurk and pounce.
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don’t know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don’t care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don’t know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don’t drink.
Prisoner #3: I don’t know who I am?
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don’t drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don’t care.
I couldn’t think of enough “clean” rhyming words to get the rest of the Kitties in:(
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