[a fool in paradise]

He should track down John Kerry. Kerry still pulls college chicks who like to be photographed with him..

Find Kerry or Chris Dodd. He can take Ted Kennedy’s position in a waitress sandwich.

[Swanks]

Almost doesn’t matter he is so ‘over’ anyway. Hey Opie, if yer lurcking here, from either of your two worlds.....it’s over.

[Slings and Arrows]

I think I just had a schadenfreudegasm.